THE PERILS OF DATING....

[hamannbmw]

AMERICAN WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have ###### in the missionary position.

Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.

JAPANESE WOMEN

First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.

Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her

panties.

Third date: You get to have kinky ###### with her. Then she'll bid you

sayonara, as that was her last fling as getting

married to a Japanese man tomorrow.

MALAY WOMEN

First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.

Second date: You get to home base with her. Third date: You have to

promise her that you are gonna get circumcised.

Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole

family.

The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three more

times as allowed under Islamic law!

CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing

happens too.

Third date: You have already realised that nothing's going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN

First date: You meet her parents.

Second date: The date is set for the wedding.

Third date: It's your wedding night!

HONG KONG WOMEN

First date: You lose all your cash in your wallet.

Second date: You max out all your credit cards.

Third date: You clean out your bank account and you still can't get to

first base. Three weeks after your third date, you

die from SARS.

[Achilles Tang]

Hmm.... maybe I should move this to the Mature 18 forum?

[hoppinghippos]

AT, can I have access to the over 18 forum? Ask you very long liao, heh...

[Octopuffy]

funny but quite true