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[yellowtang]

*Men's Pearls of Wisdom*

*1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big penis or a good memory. I don't

remember what I chose.*

*2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.*

*3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'*

*4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop',

unless they are used together.*

*5. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.*

*6. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try

Weakly.*

*7. Virginity can be cured.*

*8. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.*

*9. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better

have a good hand.*

*10. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

*11.Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.*

*12. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.*

*13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole

and she was happy with the Thing......*

*14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man*s life? A: Life sucks, job sucks,

and the wife doesn't.*

*15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.*

*16. Despite the old saying, ' Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep

with their wives!!*

Cheers