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I AM GOING TO DIE AT THE AGE OF 79!!!!!!!!! aaarrrggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!

But if you tame me, we shall need each other.

To me, you will be unique in all the world.

To you, I shall be unique in all the world...

You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.

-Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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On that date you will most likely die from:

Alcoholism (16%)

Cancer (16%)

Homicide (12%)

Auto-Fellatio (9%)

Drowning (7%)

Alien Abduction (6%)

Suicide (5%)

July 9, 2037

at the age of 53 years old.

Lucky me. after NS can go through midlife crisis already

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too old or too young? :lol:

Yeah lor... 79 not bad liao...

I dun want to live until 80 over odd.... with illnesses and all.... geez... what's the point of living that old then...

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 3, 2062

at the age of 84 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)

Heart Attack (21%)

Alien Abduction (9%)

Alcoholism (6%)

Auto-Fellatio (5%)

OMG I'm gonna S**k myself to death!!!!! :sick:

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April 17, 2048

at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)

Drowning (16%)

Alcoholism (14%)

Cancer (11%)

Alien Abduction (8%)

Homicide (5%)

:ph34r:

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:lol: This is mine.. Argh .. don't want to live that long..

October 28, 2051

at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (21%)

Cancer (18%)

Alien Abduction (10%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

Alcoholism (5%)

Loneliness (5%)

Auto-Fellatio (5%)

hmm how can a non-alcoholic die of alcoholism?? <_<

Life is a Cruel Teacher. It punishes you first and then gives you the lesson

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May 20, 2057

at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (33%)

Cancer (24%)

Drowning (10%)

Suicide (5%)

Homicide (5%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

:ph34r:

why the questions so weird.. :huh:

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September 29, 2064

at the age of 79 years old.

Heart Attack (41%)

Cancer (17%)

Alien Abduction (11%)

Suicide (7%)

Homicide (6%)

Electrolysis (5%)

i'll also die of heart attack.. a few days after my bday somemore.. :o

alien abduction?!

electrolysis? maybe while working on my tank.. leaking current.. by that time, my tank would be 60 over years old.. as mature as the ocean :eyebrow:

The world is such a wicked place,war btween the human race. People work to earn their bread,while across the sea they're counting dead

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I think I'll die the oldest amongst you folks. :P

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 13, 2069

at the age of 86 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)

Auto-Fellatio (16%)

Heart Attack (13%)

Suicide (7%)

Alcoholism (7%)

Alien Abduction (6%)

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)

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terry... i going die after you... hehe

June 7, 2070

at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)

Heart Attack (18%)

Drowning (12%)

Alien Abduction (10%)

Alcoholism (8%)

Suicide (7%)

Horrible Accident (7%)

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