Pick up line u used b4

[bwilly]

[bwilly]

guess which one is mine..? short n sharp, straight to the point..

"onz target man.. !"

[hamannbmw]

Hi there, can i buy u a SPIKE drink.............

[bum]

only 2 posts now!

bwilly,

we use the same line

so ah bro....

do they also slap you immediately after?

[bwilly]

spike of course never said. buy ppl drink so good meh?

nothing is free in this world..

"oii.. sweetie wat's that on your shoulder..?"

* quickly dump pill into drink *

"eek.. got meh?"

"oh, I see wrongly, I thought I saw something, must be lights."

[bwilly]

They never slap me..

tell me this or that.

"which hotel? yours (regular) or mine?"

or

"free lah, one nite stand where got pay one..??"

Depending on which pub I go.

~ actually they slap u, its betta, then u says u asking abt the nice watch she has there. cause your supposely deceased gf has one. long kelong story goes like tis -

On her bd, u got her the same watch, she veri happy open present while crossing the road, n bang.. sob..sob.. , so the watch bring back sad memories, u checking out the current market price mah. Now u still got phobia accepting a new relationship.. later the chio bu listen liao, bearhug u onto her chest .. n comfort u while u sob uncontrollably, shiok liao..

[hoppinghippos]

haha I chose the same answer as you guys!

[terryansimon]

I never had the luxury of using a pickup line before.

how to, when all the girls throw themselves onto me.

do note majority of these girls probably are stone drunk and have beer bottle vision. =(

[bwilly]

throw as in throw up on you is it..?

haha... !

Mine is shy gal, those goodie school type.. dun drink n smoke, challenge is there.. (actually act innocent only..)

[terryansimon]

throw. physically throw. as in. body towards my general direction. many a times I just want to let them fall onto the ground, just for the kick of it. maybe I should start clubbing again.

[regularguy]

throw. physically throw. as in. body towards my general direction. many a times I just want to let them fall onto the ground, just for the kick of it.

this is the most ridiculous thing i have seen so far in this thread. but i guess it will be quite a comical sight

[Golden Tooth]

[SpiderOne]

that reminds me of a good one bum told me.

Hi My names asshole, can i buy u a drink.

Whole night she kept asking me why i giggling to myself to a psycho. .... thanks.. thanks man.

[riot]

I thought spidey's one would be : Are you keen to be slaughtered and eaten?

[SpiderOne]

that would be my guy pickup line.. female different

[riot]

Why? Women tastes differeny

[bum]

SpiderOne Posted on Dec 6 2003, 08:35 AM

  that reminds me of a good one bum told me.

Hi My name's asshole, can i buy u a drink.

Whole night she kept asking me why i giggling to myself to a psycho. .... thanks.. thanks man. 

it would work if your name really was asshole....

[SpiderOne]

yea. in that case u may get her. but you would have a pretty sad life. Had another psychotic episode today. walked into my computer table corner again . in my lifetime seriously at least 20 times. too bad i've changed. . now i can lie on my bed and play computer. And my Mother is calling the man to fix my windows.

[FuEl]

Hmmm....so i guess the corner of your table has been 'filed' down already?

[huskiesg]

voted

[AlfaRomeo]

Really guys, do these kinda pick up lines really work? i guess it will work only on dead-drunk and stoned girls and the least chio of them all at the pub too.. no personal experience so just guessing...

[DeepBlue]

nope...doubt they really work...but entertain him lah

[hoppinghippos]

Actually, what really matters is if the girl is interested in you or not? if she is, no matter what you say will also work and vice versa. you can even say " Are those real?" and she won't mind.

[bwilly]

of course.. haha..

Actually u can see from the lady body language.

Personally (IMO) there's various eye contact.. she peep at u,

then u peep at her.. peep n peep till outside the East Coast

coconut tree, then shake a bon bon.. like those Indian

Movie.. then u know got chance liao.. (Like in movie..)

But if u are a loser, try OT, the "gals" will pick u.

Good for a change, but expect to pay for her drinks, hotel n makan after that.