If someone bump into your partner..

[bwilly]

Just happen to discuss this topic over lunch with colleague. some thing we encounter recently.

My fren bump into one gal huge assets... while I was bump by one auntie on the train.

[NgaoCi]

[DeepBlue]

take out the guy....

[terryansimon]

I would hammer the living daylights out of him.

right.

happened to my ex what. some guy slapped her on the bum. during my enlistment day somemore. I was like @%%@#K but what to do. =(

[NgaoCi]

If its accidental, will u guys still whack tat fella?

[terryansimon]

shoot first, talk later.

[hoppinghippos]

hahahah bwilly, how come you describe your colleague as bumping into the girl but you yourself kena bumped instead?? heh.... next you'll be telling me the girl breasted your hand.

[DeepBlue]

If its accidental, will u guys still whack tat fella?

with my size....I'll sit on him first..ask questions later

[terryansimon]

with my size....I'll sit on him first..ask questions later

do a Rikishii. (=

[FuEl]

I will hold him and ask my gf to revenge.

[Benz...]

Just happen to discuss this topic over lunch with colleague. some thing we encounter recently.

My fren bump into one gal huge assets... while I was bump by one auntie on the train.

so where did thr auntie bump into???

[terryansimon]

I will hold him and ask my gf to revenge.

sekali your gf go sayang him at some errogenous part.

don't be offended! (=

[FuEl]

........she would rather sayang mine.

[terryansimon]

muahaha!

[bwilly]

well, its a true encounters me n my colleague.

after staring like a bounty of chio bu.. openly discussed eh..hmm.. their asset.

my one is on the train, u know some auntie, like to push n wriggle to get best seat. I was reading something, n felt a soft bump on my arm, then tik I saw a auntie. too pai sei to clarify auntie or not.

[bum]

depends whether its accident or intentional...

i also accidently bump into people before what

but if its intentional.....

mai tu liao.....koon tau bu left right centre

[seamonkee]

My God! Some people can actually laugh it off!

[terryansimon]

whats wrong with that? if it is really accidental, beating the person up will be going overboard. I'm one of them who laughs it off if its accidental. (=

unless of course its really intentional. then. muahaha. time to *spear* some motherson/daughter.

[bum]

i remember when i was in school a few years back..

got this classmate whose ###### wre really nice..

classic C cup, very proprtionate

one day we were all rushing from one class to go for another one..

suddenly i realised that i had left my file behind,...

what to do...zham brake lor, turn around ....

just nice "LANGAR!!

she also know its pure accident...

so she smile and i smile...

and she said:" bet part of your fantasy came true huh?"

lucky she considered good friend...and so sporting some more

hee..

i cannot stop smiling for whole day

[terryansimon]

and you'd know they were a classic C cup. had them for sizing is it?

[hoppinghippos]

hahaha bum, C for "Classic"?? and fwah lau leh, I liek the kind of "frens" you have!! you shoulda have told her "yeah, so when's the other part of my fantasy happening?"

last time in pri sch, I had this super busty teacher, then you know at that time we all damn katak, and our head is about chest level of adults, one day my fren walked around a corner and just nice landed his face squarely into this teacher's ######.

[FuEl]

Wow..if only I tat tall during pri sch..pri sch I only slightly taller than teacher's waist. lol

[bwilly]

primary school daze. tik the nurse bump into me over all.. (broke me head)

same in sec school.. (broke me arm)

tik my main concern tat time was when I will be up n runnin again. innocent childhood ah?

I got one fren who purposely go "pull" the bra of one gal in the school. max I do in my later sec years, is spank one of the gal who ask me to..

[terryansimon]

GEE WHAT school do you come from man?! wah lau.

[Tanggy]

If the bugger got GF, bump his gf back and make sure aim properly. if not bump his D**K off!!!