chio bu on train

[KingFish]

Bwilly, a talent like you should not be wasted.

You should consider engaging a cartoonist and start a new comic in the line of 'Mr. Kiasu'. You can think up a name. But I have an excellent caption for you:

'Mr. ######: the TRUE Singaporean'.

Then when that kicks off to a good start, hook up with Channel U or I and start your own reality show:

'OGLE'

Do that cheesy finger twist, but instead of looking through, stick your tongue through it....

[bwilly]

I always tell my fren if they want to shoot a movie, ask me to be script writer, director (can test act with the chio bu), actor... slurp..

anyway I edit n cut my own digi cam video..

[seamonkee]

Talk about lucky days on MRTs... I will always remembered the time when I board an MRT and there was this chiobu. I saw a worm (u know those greeny ones dangling down trees) crawling on her ######...

I was standing in front of her and can't resist and told her that there's a worm crawling on her blouse. Guess what? She panicked and ask me to pick it off her! I was hesistant but she said please do it! Who can resist such an invitation

I swore I nearly used my whole hand to grab that 1 inch long worm. hahaha...

[Achilles Tang]

Wah lau!!! You should have dislodged it accidentally so it falls down the 'drain'.. then you have the need to use the whole hand then! LOL!!!!

[AlfaRomeo]

Can try unbuttoning 1 more button of her blouse to get better access to the worm also.. hehe

[flubberina13]

<shake head left and right>

You guys are incorrigible...

you forgot that there are ladies and even underaged 'adults' in our forum...?

[Achilles Tang]

oh oh.... *hides*

How now? I lost my head too..... this thread is so farnie!

[Golden Tooth]

Wah... This poll is real man.

N voted

[seamonkee]

Okie. I can't resist this but gotta tell u of another farnie incident I saw on MRT. After 10 years of telling this, people still can laugh... sorry, flubberina!

U remembered those days when loose tanktops were fashionable (early 90s?) where the midriff (navel) can be seen?

Ok here goes....

I was on the MRT when this happens. There was this lady wearing a loose midriff holding onto the handrail. She was standing facing a young man (not me) who was sitting. Suddenly, "plop!" her strapless bra falls off and drop onto the lap of the sitting man!!!

Wahahahaa... both lady and man act cool and pretended nothing happen... even when there were whispers and giggles going around... The lady shy away by looking up the ceiling and whistling while the man just sit there staring at the bra on his lap. When the train reaches the next stop, the lady drop off and leave her bra behind. The man? He sat there with the bra on his lap until the following stop and alight... leaving the bra behind on the train floor...

The train cleaner that night must have been really amazed at his find!

[seamonkee]

Can try unbuttoning 1 more button of her blouse to get better access to the worm also.. hehe

I probably should have told her...

"I am a noble gentleman so I can't touch you... but I can lend you my worm to lure out the one in your blouse..."

[flubberina13]

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[DeepBlue]

been discussin with trigger Queen for the last 5 min....really dun know wats the best way to react to this .......hahahahaha....

[darren]

comeon bro seamonkee, those mrt incidents are too over the top man. how could such things really happen? how on earth can a bra flapped out of a tanktop, with the tanktop still in place and covering her modesty? is she doing a superwoman and wearing the bra Over the tanktop?

[Achilles Tang]

I'll discuss with my wife and see if she can come up with a good reaction!

[terryansimon]

I don't see why strapless bras can't drop of just like that. my ex-gf was lying down on my bed once, and got up, walked out of the house to the living room to get a glass of water. and the bra just dropped like that.

we are talking about strapless by the way. ask any girl and they'll tell you if its not secured properly, chances of it dropping is SUPER high.

not trying to take a swipe at you. just letting you know. (=

[joachimsim]

Whose House was she in , hers or yours...? lucky u Simon

[DeepBlue]

kekeke....those kind of tank top is supposed to be cooling and airy kind type....it happens....still cant imagine .....the poor chap....he must be traumatised......

[darren]

hmmm.. i know those strapless bra are unreliable but what i can't understand is how it can fall onto the man's lap if she is wearing clothes. hmmm.. i get it.. unless you mean the tanktop is so loose that the bra dropped out from beneath the tanktop? but even so, the bra should drop onto the feet and not the man yah? unless she was hunching over the man or standing on him? esp if she's near enough to the handrail to hold onto it. she can't be That near to the man in that case what?

[seamonkee]

comeon bro seamonkee, those mrt incidents are too over the top man. how could such things really happen? how on earth can a bra flapped out of a tanktop, with the tanktop still in place and covering her modesty? is she doing a superwoman and wearing the bra Over the tanktop?

I told u... See? nobody will ever believe!!! See? See?

In a span of 10 years, these two are the most memorable ones that always ring in my head... What are the chances, man?

It's not those tight tank tops... dunno how to describe to you... it's like a very loose t-shirt that is cut off at the midriff so the stomach is exposed... half-cut loose t-shirt... dunno what's the term for it... very popular in the late 80s (aka Madonna Like a virgin) where people usually wear with denim mini-skirt or black tights.... hehe... my hey days time lah...

As for strapless bra, it's probably a cheap loose one..

[darren]

no matter what, if the gal is pretty, then the guy must be feeling very high. but if she looks like the havoc grandma that razo posted.. then

[seamonkee]

hmmm.. i know those strapless bra are unreliable but what i can't understand is how it can fall onto the man's lap if she is wearing clothes. hmmm.. i get it.. unless you mean the tanktop is so loose that the bra dropped out from beneath the tanktop? but even so, the bra should drop onto the feet and not the man yah? unless she was hunching over the man or standing on him? esp if she's near enough to the handrail to hold onto it. she can't be That near to the man in that case what?

Wah lao... dun study until so detail lah brudder...

Yup, it dropped from beneath and the girl was standing quite close to the guy who was sitting. and yes, she was leaning quite forward.. probably bra not secure and with the stretch, it drop loh.. sorry, arms not on rail but was raised at that time... rail in middle of train that's why the confusion... I type story too fast in my eagerness... hehe..

Maybe I use the wrong fashion term... tanktop? like I said, dunno how to describe leh... a very loose t-shirt that is cutoff the midriff showing tummy one... Aiyah, maybe flubberina has the right word for it... care to help, sis?

[seamonkee]

no matter what, if the gal is pretty, then the guy must be feeling very high. but if she looks like the havoc grandma that razo posted.. then 

That havoc grandma will probably drop more than just her bra...

probably lots of worms and maggots along as well...

[bwilly]

wah.. thread becomes talkin abt bra, n how much later, n buy from which market.. hiakhiak..

btw, seamonkee, I thou I read this story on an email.

u the one to spread the story..? anyway I can't believe its true.

n well, if I am the guy I will do a 50-50

1) "hello missy, your bra still aimai..? veri smelly leh."

2) * look ard, stuff inside pocket, grin ear to ear. * (pick up cowdung liao.. )

[seamonkee]

wah.. thread becomes talkin abt bra, n how much later, n buy from which market.. hiakhiak..

btw, seamonkee, I thou I read this story on an email.

u the one to spread the story..? anyway I can't believe its true.

n well, if I am the guy I will do a 50-50

1) "hello missy, your bra still aimai..? veri smelly leh."

2) * look ard, stuff inside pocket, grin ear to ear. * (pick up cowdung liao.. )

I am one of those and probably the several other commuters in the train as well doing the cheerful spreading...

Hey brudder, it happened in 1990. In 13 years time, the story must have spread like wild fire liao...

Yup, that fateful day which I will never forget and others will never believe.....

[bwilly]

tat time no hp cam, if not take pic.

the gal chio or not.. I believe she take

urgent leave, stress, n go to work w/o bra..?

later cold air-con more chiam.. hiakhiak..