Loosen up guys!!!!!!!!!!!&

[d88p]

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

• What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?

The ocean.

• What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

• What happens when you throw a red rock into the Black Sea?

It sinks to the bottom.

• What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

• Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

They have their own scales.

• What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

• Why did the fish cross the road?

Somebody threw it!

• What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?

The tune-a fish!

• What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow?

I don't know... but I wouldn't want to milk it.

• How do you shoot a blue shark?

With a blue shark spear gun.

• How do you shoot a great white shark?

Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.

• If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?

Loch Jaws.

• What is purple and lives in the sea and weighs 5000 pounds?

Moby Plum.

• Why are manatees so wrinkled?

Did you ever tried to iron one?

• What's green and squishy and spends a lot of time underwater?

An avocado with an aqua lung.

• What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

• What do you get when you graduate from scuba diving school?

A deep-loma.

[Maxstar81]

Ha !

[d88p]

why everyone is like so serious.............. loosen up dudes

[cdckjn]

Deep-loma, nowadays cannot get very far - you need a degree.

By the way, it is good once a while to have a good clean laugh and some proper laughs that you can share with your colleagues.

[d88p]

laughter is the best medicine

[d88p]