Ah Bengs

[wil_lee76]

>>Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

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>>Because below 18 not allowed Lah !

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>>Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.

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>>Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"

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>>Salesgirl : "Yes !"

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>>Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "

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>>Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.

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>>He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address

>>etc.

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>>Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of

>the

>>question.

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>>After much thought, he writes " Yes "

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>>Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

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>>Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"

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>>Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."

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>>Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"

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>>Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

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>>Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"

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>>The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermos flask

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>>Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"

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>>Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."

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>>Boss : "What does it do ?"

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>>Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

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>>Boss : "What do you have in it !?"

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>>Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"

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>>After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it

>>with the original for spelling mistakes.

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>>Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his

>>picture is being taken.

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>>Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?

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>>Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

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>>Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.

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>>When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help'

>>command after some tries.

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>>Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer

>>retailer

>for

>>support.

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>>Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over

>>half

>an

>>hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!"

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>>Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.

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>>The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he

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>>answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah - but

>>instead

>of

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>>picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck

>>it

>to

>my

>>ear, lah"

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>>"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ... what

>>happened

>to

>>the other ear ?"

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>>Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!"

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>>Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.

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>>Ah Beng: "Could you tell me the time difference between Taipei and

>>Las Vegas?"

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>>Operator: "Just a minute..."

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>>Ah Beng : "Thank you lah" and puts down the phone.

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>>After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite

>>some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a

>>friend.

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>>"It took me only 5 months to do it", Ah Beng brags.

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>>"Five months? That's too long", the friend exclaims.

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>>"You are a fool" Ah Beng replies, "See this on the box, it is

>>written

>"For

>>4-7 Years".

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>>At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the

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>>bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"

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>>and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".

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>>The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"

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>>Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"

[d88p]

u calling me?

[wil_lee76]

u calling me?

u WINNIE the POO Beng...

[d88p]

[Kelmen]

sorry being an -ah beng- here, but what's the last of of the joke, single and married. I didn't catch the joke. What's that about?

[d88p]

a ah beng who doesnt know how to order drink