Learn from me.

[mUAr_cHEe]

One of the situations that are hard to answer, like when your girlfriend or wife ask you, "Do I look fat?"

This is an extract of a conversation that me and my wife had last night.

Mrs. mC: Dear, Would you get married again after I died?

mUAr_cHEe: Definitely not!

Mrs. mC: Why not? Don't you like being married?

mUAr_cHEe: Of course I do.

Mrs. mC: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

mUAr_cHEe: Okay, I'd get married again.

Mrs. mC: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)

mUAr_cHEe: Yes, I would.

Mrs. mC: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

mUAr_cHEe: Where else would we sleep?

Mrs. mC: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

mUAr_cHEe: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Mrs. mC: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

mUAr_cHEe: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

[CKS]

LOL

[optimus prime]

yur wife got hantam you on the head wife her clubs?

[Tigger]

MC, u very sure yr wife is never go to read this?

[mUAr_cHEe]

My internet history has always been a gay, a hamster humper and many other wierd ###### fetishes. She knows about all this, and she is fine with it. It is all a joke, just at my own expense for others to laugh.

As long as I respect her, she is fine.

This one got deep deep meaning one. Think about it.

[hmkui]

This one got deep deep meaning one. Think about it.

Does it mean that woman are contradicting in nature??? and

WIFE STOP ASKING HUSBAND QUESTION WHICH WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THAT PLEASES YOU

Personally i also encounter similiar situation with my wife....esp when shopping....eerrrkkk... (sorry bro hijack yr thread to share some funny incident too)

Wife......DO I LOOK GD IN THIS BLOUSE....

Me .......YAH NOT BAD FITS YOU WELL

Wife......SO INSINCERE IN YR COMMENTS

Me.........HMM THINK ABT IT.. MAYBE NOT

Wife.......BASICALLY YOU DON'T CARE ABT ME ANYMORE

Wife..... DEAR IF HAPPEN A LADY VERY PRETTY & ###### & NICE FIGURE & RICH

& CLEAN & LOVE YOU VERY MUCH AND WANT TO MAKE LOVE WITH YOU

WOULD U CONSIDER...

Me........ VERY TEMPTING..... I THINK I MIGHT CROSS THE LINE

Wife...... U A**HOLE.....

Wife...... WILL U LEAVE US

Me......... OF COS NOT

Me......... HMM WHAT HAPPEN IF A HANDSOME GUY & RICH & MAN HUNT LOOK &

CLEAN & BIG HOUSE & BIG CARS WANTED TO MARRY YOU WILL U

LEAVE US

Wife........ OF COS AND U DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT I M NOT ARD...

Me........... WHY

Wife......... COS I ONLY LIVE ONCE

HAHA....

[hotlemond]

One of the situations that are hard to answer, like when your girlfriend or wife ask you, "Do I look fat?"

This is an extract of a conversation that me and my wife had last night.

Mrs. mC: Dear, Would you get married again after I died?

mUAr_cHEe: Definitely not!

Mrs. mC: Why not? Don't you like being married?

mUAr_cHEe: Of course I do.

Mrs. mC: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

mUAr_cHEe: Okay, I'd get married again.

Mrs. mC: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)

mUAr_cHEe: Yes, I would.

Mrs. mC: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

mUAr_cHEe: Where else would we sleep?

Mrs. mC: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

mUAr_cHEe: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Mrs. mC: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

mUAr_cHEe: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

make it easier here:

" if you die, I can't imagine spending my life alone without you. I choose to be with you and i'll always will be. If you are not here.., i dun wan to be either."

(look straight and serious into her eyes.. bear with pls, just for a while)

if she hug you and kiss your face, ripe your reward and had a good session. but if she laughed and says: hahaha..., common, get out of here....

then say: "dun you ever die okay? I'd loose the other half of the income and there goes my plan to upgrade to a 2.3 litre Camry next June"

just make sure your couch isn't occupy by your dog

[dreamzcape]

or don't die....if not how to afford maintenance of our(read:my) 8 foot tank?

[PerculaClownfish]

lol funny ppl!