The Wife Store

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The Wife Store

A store that sells wives has just opened in New York City, where a man may go to choose and buy a wife. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the women increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any woman from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a man goes to the Wife Store to find a wife.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These wowmen have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These women have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," he thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

He goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and do all housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" He exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, He goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and love doing blow jobs.

He is so tempted to stay, but he goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that men are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the wife Store.

[Lester]

good one

[Rocks]

5th floor is for gays har? how come 'men' ?

[Maxstar81]

I would have stopped at lvl 3 IF i went in but........

I wouldn't have entered the shop

in the 1st place. U can't buy love.

Real life is at lvl 2 standard.

I'm contented.

[kelstorm]

i know of this gal who lives in level 5!!!

[Sotong]

i know of this gal who lives in level 5!!!

Must be taken or it's ######?

[kelstorm]

married...

[ad_aware]

Erh... did u mean to sae.. transexual? Hmm transexual can get married in Singapore ah? o.O

[hammy]

forget to change the men to women on level 5 . anyway saw this as 'Husband store' sometime ago...

men and women alike , both are hard to please .