SRC Member mUAr_cHEe Posted November 25, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted November 25, 2005 Another thing i got off my mail..... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.) T he male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates ###### by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....................) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have ###### for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Quote *translated from Hokkien* "If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member iceman Posted November 25, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted November 25, 2005 Quote My Decom Tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member dreamzcape Posted November 25, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted November 25, 2005 lol muar chee's brick bats are damn farni sia... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member patrick123 Posted November 25, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted November 25, 2005 I think the comments in (...) are really funny. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member Travy Posted November 25, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted November 25, 2005 30mins... ... ... ...Hmmm... WHY Not ME!? Quote My Tank Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member somebody Posted November 25, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted November 25, 2005 yes, i agree, why do you even bother. but its farnie.. hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member mUAr_cHEe Posted November 25, 2005 Author SRC Member Share Posted November 25, 2005 lol muar chee's brick bats are damn farni sia... wad are brick bats? Quote *translated from Hokkien* "If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member Nautical Posted November 25, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted November 25, 2005 i like muar chee's brick bats in (brackets) oh, btw, brick bats are those passed out by bats ... replying to some facts u didn't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member mUAr_cHEe Posted November 25, 2005 Author SRC Member Share Posted November 25, 2005 i wouldn't take credit for the brick bats and comments... they are not mine.... they are all in the mail.... i am not that funny... i am just horny and gayish... thats all.... Quote *translated from Hokkien* "If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member zephyros Posted November 25, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted November 25, 2005 hmmm ... what if u transplant with a pig's ***k?? dose it last 30mins??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member jOO Posted November 25, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted November 25, 2005 the funniest 'did u know?' list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member dreamzcape Posted November 26, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted November 26, 2005 i wouldn't take credit for the brick bats and comments... they are not mine.... they are all in the mail.... i am not that funny... i am just horny and gayish... thats all.... haha not yours ah? never mind...you're still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member mUAr_cHEe Posted November 27, 2005 Author SRC Member Share Posted November 27, 2005 haha not yours ah? never mind...you're still funny are u trying to get a hump out of me..... well.... its working.... Quote *translated from Hokkien* "If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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