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[XiaoBaiTu]

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends ?

Because below 18 not allowed Lah ! > >? ? ? ? ? ?

Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop

Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"

Salesgirl : "Yes !"

Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.

He supplied the information for the columns on

Name, Age, Address etc.

Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected" He is not

sure of the question.

After much thought, he writes "Yes"

Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"

Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."

Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"

Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things

cold"

Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"

The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo

flask

Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"

Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."

Boss : "What does it do ?"

Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things

cold"

Boss : "What do you have in it !?"

Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice

cream"

After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always

compares it with the

original for spelling mistakes.

Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because

he thinks his picture is being taken.

Why can't Ah Beng dial 911 ?

Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the

phone.

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using

it. When he encountered some problems. He decide to

use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after,

he became very irritated and called the computer

retailer for support.

Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help ah but it's

been over half an hour & still nobody come and help me

Lah ?!" >? ? ? ? ? ?

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The

doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he

answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring

Lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I

accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear

Lah". "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

"But ... what happened to the other ear ?" Ah Beng

answered : "That stupid dumbo called back Lah !!!!"

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator. Ah

Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"

Operator : "JUST A MINUTE..."

Ah Beng : "THANK YOU Lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on

for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the

finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS

TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags. "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO

LONG", the friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng

replies, "SEE THIS BOX,IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS"

At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells

the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE", and his

companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".The bartender

approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?" Ah Beng

replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED Lah"!!

[LoReNsIa]

again.. this funny jokes! haha..

[flamey]

[mabro]

[Justiana Er]

Really funny...em...i feel better..

[valerossi]

Nice 1

[NavIgatoR]

HAHHAH i like the last one best