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Things You Would Never Know Without chinese movies


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1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky

and will usually be

killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the

hero will become an

orphan.

2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage

to catch his breath

and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer

before dropping his head

and being declared dead.

3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up

trees and across

distances without any sweat. But when travelling to

towns and villages,

they still have to walk or ride horses.

4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but

will always have golds

and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.

5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very

often no matter how

big the country is and no matter where they are.

6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as

sitting down

cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming

out from the

head.

7. They can keep alot of stuff in their sleeves and

waistband and

never drop them.Especially alot of gold and silver

ingots...

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In those caves or valleys, there's almost always a secret martial art manual or special antedote to be found. If not, some old time Shi fu will be there to pass on some special skill before dying.

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Some can even master to the stage of having

immune to highly posion liquid or so

Normally the Ladies will use hairpin to check for whether

the wine or food contains poision lol

one thing for sure ... they dun really have any extra clothes at all

Episode adter episode.. tehy always wearing the same clothes

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A 人: 你為何要殺我?

B 人:因為你殺我爸爸。

A 人:那是因為你爸爸殺我爸爸。

B 人:那是因為你爸爸殺我爸爸的爸爸

A 人:那是因為你爸爸的爸爸殺我爸爸的爸爸

Wahahahaha!!! This must be the one of the funniest thing I've read this week! :D :D :D :D

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