Things You Would Never Know Without chinese movies

[ah^siao]

1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky

and will usually be

killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the

hero will become an

orphan.

2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always manage

to catch his breath

and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer

before dropping his head

and being declared dead.

3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up

trees and across

distances without any sweat. But when travelling to

towns and villages,

they still have to walk or ride horses.

4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but

will always have golds

and silvers with them to pay for their dishes.

5. The heroes and villains will meet each other very

often no matter how

big the country is and no matter where they are.

6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy as

sitting down

cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming

out from the

head.

7. They can keep alot of stuff in their sleeves and

waistband and

never drop them.Especially alot of gold and silver

ingots...

[ozy]

I am often amazed with scene mentioned in point 7.

[Chris]

In those caves or valleys, there's almost always a secret martial art manual or special antedote to be found. If not, some old time Shi fu will be there to pass on some special skill before dying.

[framerunner]

Usually the hero always have alot of secret women admirers

[Dorado]

Hero always kena whack chialak-chialak, then sure win.

[neokn]

Flying weapon can be controlled thru using the plam. Green/ purple colour lines coming out of the palm to the weapon to control them.

[andysho]

Some can even master to the stage of having

immune to highly posion liquid or so

Normally the Ladies will use hairpin to check for whether

the wine or food contains poision lol

one thing for sure ... they dun really have any extra clothes at all

Episode adter episode.. tehy always wearing the same clothes

[framerunner]

The female protagonist when disguised as a man will not be discovered by other people even though the voice is still a women's voice

[RAV-65]

Wahahaha.... very true....

[pangz]

They also never have to go toilet!

[dleecool]

They also never have to go toilet!

In between break of shooting, they already go toilet liao mah!!!!

[keithtty]

One more:

The most super duper, complicated martial arts moves are always accurately and comprehensively documented in a manual. Owning the manual is almost guaranteed to successfully acquiring the skill

[zephyros]

One more ...

When the bad guy had the hero seriously injured and can easily kill

him with 1 stroke ... but he'll always tok 1 crap load of sh*t till christmas

come ... and some1 or something will appear/happen to save the day

[Chris]

One more:

Whenevver the good guys are due for execution, they will take a long time until someone comes on a horse and shout: "dao zia liu ren"

[framerunner]

Everytime when skirmish happen in the eating house, the hero will sit there as if nothing happen.... then he get piss off and will throw chopsticks at the bad guys and it pierce through people like paper!

[zephyros]

A 人： 你為何要殺我？

B 人：因為你殺我爸爸。

A 人：那是因為你爸爸殺我爸爸。

B 人：那是因為你爸爸殺我爸爸的爸爸

A 人：那是因為你爸爸的爸爸殺我爸爸的爸爸

[RAV-65]

A 人： 你為何要殺我？

B 人：因為你殺我爸爸。

A 人：那是因為你爸爸殺我爸爸。

B 人：那是因為你爸爸殺我爸爸的爸爸

A 人：那是因為你爸爸的爸爸殺我爸爸的爸爸

Wahahahaha!!! This must be the one of the funniest thing I've read this week! :D :D

[pospeh]

When one of the heroes dies, he always dies standing up or on his feet and with eyes wide open.

[jem]

the hero's sidekick always have to be comedical when fighting and sometimes they are filmed as fat guys..

[ervine]

3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops, up

trees and across

distances without any sweat. But when travelling to

towns and villages,

they still have to walk or ride horses.

yah man that's just silly!!! haha...

[andysho]

And one thing is they can walk miles and miles

i wonder without having a compass~~ how come they know the

direction so well without getting lost in the jungle of forest lol

[weileong]

50 bad guys wack the hero and the hero can come out unhurt but all the 50 bad guys dead

[RAV-65]

50 bad guys wack the hero and the hero can come out unhurt but all the 50 bad guys dead

Eh... this one english movie also have leh... In Matrix, one fight few hundred...

[Chris]

Bollywood best for this. One hero fight from start to end bare-fist and beat everyone else.

[weileong]

Eh... this one english movie also have leh... In Matrix, one fight few hundred...

English movie only Matrix but you find them regularly in the older chinese gongfu shows.

fighting that time got smoke released, see already shiok.