MEN ARE LIKE . . .

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Men are like.....

1. Men are like ..... Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like . Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ... Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .... Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .. Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Ha Ha Ha...

No offence hor

[neokn]

Men are like ........ Rubber ducky........ Women likes to bend them this way, that way and bring them for bath. Thinking all ducky can swim.

[Nautical]

haha .... good one

don't worry, i dun think men will take offence.

but, expect some retort .... i can see it coming

that's what MEN ARE LIKE

[giantbicycle]

Hmm, Without MAN This world would be Different,

WIthout WoMan, THis World wOUld be too DIfferent..

[Travy]

Men are like wines... the older they get the better they are...

And women... well age like grapes...

[RAV-65]

Men are like wines... the older they get the better they are...

And women... well age like grapes...

You mean like dried grapes?? they crease??

No offense ho...

[RAV-65]

Men are like wines... the older they get the better they are...

And women... well age like grapes...

You mean like dried grapes?? they crease??

No offense hor...

[nakazoru]

Men are like.....

1. Men are like ..... Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like . Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ... Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .... Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .. Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Ha Ha Ha...

No offence hor

Damn, I'm proud to be a men...

Really sound like me.

Ain't we cute!!!!!!

MEN behave like small boy even at 70yo, the kid inside is always there even we hide it...

[RAV-65]

I like being man too!

Once in a while wait for women to come take a swipe at us...

Den we look at them and laugh...

No offense hor...