Y a student cannot pass exams

[ah^siao]

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

-Typical academic year for a student:

-1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

-2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

-3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

-4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Daysleft 126.

-5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30days. Days???left 96.

-6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) means 15 days.Days left 81.

-7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

-8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days. Days left 6

-9. For sickness - at least 3 days. Days left 3.

-10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.

-11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that day?!?!?!?!?!?! Balance = 0

How can a student pass ?????"

[jeromey]

wahahahhaah...damn funny! mayb i can write this for my o level essays,hope for an A1....

[LoReNsIa]

wahahahhaah...damn funny! mayb i can write this for my o level essays,hope for an A1....

pray first be4 u wan to do tt.. haha.. u sure get and O for O level if u write that.. haha..

btw it funny.. haha.. i should tell my parents. lol..

[weileong]

they can still pass because you fail your maths

[Alvin Tan]

sounds abit logical....but dunno y..still can have some time for studies mah..

[new_to_marine]

LOL. saw this and i keep laughing. haha. nice calculation though

[cyclop]

A student who can come up with that kind of calculations cannot fail exams, cos he's too smart.

Good try!!

[Chris]

The person who comes up with this calculation will surely fail accounts. cos there are plenty of double entry!! Eg: Minus the Sunday also includes the sleep time on these Sundays, why minus the sleep time as a year again!

[Tigger]

no wonder i fail most of my subject in sec school and have to go ITE