Stress Reliever

[Lin]

Stress Reliever # 1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your

picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can

there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and

lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or

troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give

up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the

night?"

Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"

Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever # 5

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my

father

hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have

married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 6

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 7

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

Wow! That's a very expensive car. What?Ts so bad about that?" "He was the

original owner."

Stress Reliever # 8

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans". "My father

grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another.

Then

little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever # 9

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a

millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you

married

her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Stress Reliever # 10

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 11

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or

my ###### body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your

sense of humour."

[Justiana Er]

Stress gone. Good laugh...

[Lester]

Stress gone. Good laugh...

hehe yap agreed

[cdckjn]

"tanks" for a good laugh

[XPeriment 626]

[loster]