Girl Friend : More than one @ any given time

[minsmarine]

I tell u my secrect wooing the girl than.......

how any1 want to listen ?

[Justiana Er]

HA ha Wat is illegal patrick?

[Justiana Er]

Come on talk lah minsmarine. Sue got ppl listen.read

[minsmarine]

Once up on a time, there was a boy. Who was a rich man's son. His father was so rich that he gave him 325 ( because if he buys F350, police will notice mah, so BeeMah won't notice , can hide one ) to drive to SCHOOL ( no U alright ), so almost all the gal fall in love with him.

Even some gave him ( letter, email ) that how deeply they r fall in love with him.

So finally, he decided to woo girl, which is not from the list of gals.

And.........

I want to sleep already lay, can I continue tomorrow ?

[patrick123]

Keep coming lah...

[patrick123]

HA ha Wat is illegal patrick?

When you are married, everything is illegal.

[minsmarine]

that why he left his wife in Singapore and work aborad

anyway since Patrick asks me to continue, so here it's

So he shows her, how rich his father is. So many properties, cars, bla bla bla.

she wasnt interested.

so he doesn't know what to do anymore.

came and asked me what to do.

So I told him, do nothing just buy her a book and give to her.

Than 2 days later he tell me....................

They r dating

It's a true story.

PS if you want to know what book did he give her, PM me.

[wolfie]

wah lau...

tell us the book here lah...

[Lester]

wah lau...

tell us the book here lah...

hehe title of the book ...how to have S** in 101 ways

just joking

[patrick123]

Wow...why you keep targeting me man. hehehe

Tell me lay... I want to woo the girls too.

[minsmarine]

patrick

u tell me which gal

and I will tell u how

[milky]

got tactics too woo girls share leh... i oso wan to learn.. haha

[lizard44]

hi bro Patrick,

you are no longer a prince, you are now a king.

a king don't woo gals anymore. they just grap them.

when you try to woo them, they will act strangely. they will treat you like a prince and treat you like dirt and they promoted themselves to queens.

you see: kings have direct TRUE powers, while princes have to explain to the gals why they will SOON get power.

if act like kings, then they will all behave hopefully like princess if not, train them.

you are good at it.

just do it, okie.

lizard

[pangz]

Imagine..... while you out with gf, your wife out with bf!

then i ask, what is marriage?

[patrick123]

hi bro Patrick,

you are no longer a prince, you are now a king.

a king don't woo gals anymore. they just grap them.

when you try to woo them, they will act strangely. they will treat you like a prince and treat you like dirt and they promoted themselves to queens.

you see: kings have direct TRUE powers, while princes have to explain to the gals why they will SOON get power.

if act like kings, then they will all behave hopefully like princess if not, train them.

you are good at it.

just do it, okie.

lizard

Wow...this guy so philosophical....hehehe

But what you said make sense though.... But grabbing gals is not as much fun as wooing them. don't you think? IMHO, the chase is more interesting then the kill. hehehe

Wait, don't think I'm a playboy, I already return to mountain long time ago liao.

[Justiana Er]

So Patrick which moutain did u go?

[AlfaRomeo]

C or D cup?

[patrick123]

Wah...bad boys....

[framerunner]

So Patrick which moutain did u go?

Mount faber?

[lizard44]

PATRICK,

you are a disappointment, man ...

after all your stories, you telling me you keeping guns from misfiring ...

remember the gal you intro me last year.

i sort of still in contact with her.

everytime i was with her, she talked non-stop about you.

so i sian liao ...

you want me to pass her back to you ... to help return to earth again.

lizard

[patrick123]

PATRICK,

you are a disappointment, man ...

after all your stories, you telling me you keeping guns from misfiring ...

remember the gal you intro me last year.

i sort of still in contact with her.

everytime i was with her, she talked non-stop about you.

so i sian liao ...

you want me to pass her back to you ... to help return to earth again.

lizard

Hahaha. That's a real funny one.

Oh...you mean that girl....I already forgotten liao. Does she still .... like last time?

[Justiana Er]

[minsmarine]

Patrick & Lizard

U 2 r really bad company. How could u 2 share a girl. Do u know how bad it is

NOT TO SHARE WITH ME ALSO

[minsmarine]

Alpha,

Patrick is Cup E since he is in BKK

[patrick123]

Why Cup E in BKK lay?