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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while

they

were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into

the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna

promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim

out.

When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she

immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now

considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news

and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to

rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of

another patient, I have concluded that your act displays

sound-mindedness.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his

bathroom with the belt of his robe right after you saved him. I am so

sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied; "He didn't hang himself; I put him there to dry.

How soon can I go home?" :)

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Watch your thoughts’ they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

--Frank Outlaw

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