SRC Member Lester Posted August 19, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted August 19, 2005 (to the tune of Hotel California) Down Seletar Expressway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell from the cookhouse, Rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a fluorescent light Nee Soon Medical Centre I had to stop for the night There they stood in the doorway, my OC And PC as well I was thinking to myself This can't be Heaven, this has to be Hell And they opened the tonner, and they showed me the way There were sergeants down that corridor, I thought I heard them say... Welcome to the Hotel BMTC Such a garang place (such a garang place), Such a garang face Kena confine at the Hotel BMTC All throughout the year (all throughout the year), You can find me here His mind was certainly twisted, He had a sadistic bent He had a lot of other PTIs he calls "friends" Going round the parade square Sweet summer sweat Route march to remember, Route march to forget So I called up the OO, I said "Sir, I want to die" But he said, "We haven't had a suicide here since 1999." And still those voices are calling from far away Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say Welcome to the Hotel BMTC FAIBEE-AXE! (FAIBEE-AXE!) Faibee-axe Plenty of canteen breaks at BMTC What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise) Get your alibis Lizards on the ceiling, houseflies in your eyes We are all just prisoners here of the Army's device And in the Specialists' Chambers, they gathered for the feast They stabbed it with their plastic knives But they just can't cut the beef Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find a passage back to the place I was before "Relac ah, brudder," said the RP, "until you ORD... "You can book out anytime you like But you can never leave!" hehe ,,, nice song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member zehuan Posted August 20, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted August 20, 2005 "You can book out anytime you like But you can never leave!" haha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member zehuan Posted August 20, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted August 20, 2005 Such a garang place (such a garang place), I though it should be "it's such a lovely place(such a lovely place)" trust singaporean to think up such song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member rockfish Posted August 21, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted August 21, 2005 i think i noe who worte this song .. i heard my sergant singing this song from his note book when i was in tekong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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