Men are hard to please!

[ping]

Men Are Hard To Please

男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:

男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;

如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....

如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．

[mUAr_cHEe]

give me a beer.....

i will be a very a happy man....

give me diabolous ######....

i will be a very happy gay....

[ckkoon]

ping, you find all those statements true?

[shoelevy]

hm

no offense but i kinda tink almost all r true

or perhaps if the guys argue that these are the qualities of a boy...then perhaps i am still a boy...

[Melvyn Tan]

Wah Ping...you need a beer man...no no no whatever you like will buy you drinks sis !!! Willing to be your listening ear.

On a more serious note, not all men are like that, there are many i know that don't possess at least 80-90% of what you have written. Maybe all the men you happen to meet are like that?

[hotlemond]

not true.., unless you are a MCP

[Lester]

not true.., unless you are a MCP

hi... wat is a MCP ???

[hotlemond]

hi... wat is a MCP ???

Male Chauvinist Pig

[Lester]

oh ... thanks

[RAV-65]

Men Are Hard To Please

男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:

男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;

如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....

如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．

To sum it all up... women have excuses for EVERYTHING!

When all else fails... they remind the guy that they're gals....

[Lester]

To sum it all up... women have excuses for EVERYTHING!

When all else fails... they remind the guy that they're gals....

you are the best.... totally agreed

thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up

[SpiderOne]

give me a beer.....

i will be a very a happy man....

give me diabolous ######....

i will be a very happy gay....

Dont u know beer contains female hormones . It makes you talk rubbish and drive like an idiot if you drink too much .

Heres a proverb for you guys to remember " A woman is like a carpet , you lay her right the first time you can walk all over her later "

[SpiderOne]

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes ?

Nothing . You ALready told her twice . HAHAHAHAHAA

[RAV-65]

To sum it all up... women have excuses for EVERYTHING!

When all else fails... they remind the guy that they're gals....

And when u tell them they'll find excuses for everything, they say it's not true!

Chinese wordings not available...

:D

[SpiderOne]

not true.., unless you are a MCP

the only thing worse than a MCP is a woman who wont do what shes told

[hotlemond]

guys, here's something consoling.

http://reefkeeping.com/issues/2005-07/tt/index.php

[acidjazz]

To understand men better. all ladies please kindly refer to www.askmen.com

At least for driving, all women have excuses to be bad drivers.

[smurf]

y must find fault on guys, gals also got their fault

maybe the same as wat ping complain.

just tik it personnal character not onli guys or gals.

my onli $0.02 in my pocket.

[RAV-65]

y must find fault on guys, gals also got their fault

maybe the same as wat ping complain.

just tik it personnal character not onli guys or gals.

my onli $0.02 in my pocket.

No lah.... I tink Ms Ping just wanted to take a swipe at half the population of Singapore, no malice intended....

Surely she knows women can be a pain in the neck too!

[Lester]

hmmm this shows that men are from mars and woman are from venus

[cyclop]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions - whether gals or guys. Taking it positively, at least the guys know what and how gals think. So now you know how your gf or wife thinks. Get smart then! If you want to prove them right or wrong - it's up to you.

[Lester]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions - whether gals or guys. Taking it positively, at least the guys know what and how gals think. So now you know how your gf or wife thinks. Get smart then! If you want to prove them right or wrong - it's up to you.

hmmm IMO .. sometimes it better to let the gals win even though she is at wrong .. well to save all the agrument and hassles aftr math.. you would even know when she takes other issues to say in the heat after the augrement.. it just never end

cheers

[cyclop]

Smart chap!! That's why men are called "Gentlemen". Ladies adore "Gentlemen" - not those really gentle and soft type, but those manly and yet caring, loving and always ready to protect then at all cost. That's why my wife is so nice and loving to me..........Sh...sh...sh...sh... She's also afraid that other ladies will do the same.

Of course I will never do anything that will hurt her - Honour of a Gentleman ...... if I can help it! If I can't, I'll find a "good excuse" ha.. ha.. ha.. ha.

[Lester]

Smart chap!! That's why men are called "Gentlemen". Ladies adore "Gentlemen" - not those really gentle and soft type, but those manly and yet caring, loving and always ready to protect then at all cost. That's why my wife is so nice and loving to me..........Sh...sh...sh...sh... She's also afraid that other ladies will do the same.

Of course I will never do anything that will hurt her - Honour of a Gentleman ...... if I can help it! If I can't, I'll find a "good excuse" ha.. ha.. ha.. ha.

hehe.. that how white lies are formed / created ..to avoid crashes between venus and mars

[Justiana Er]

Well, not all men are all MCP. My ex-lover isn't. My hubby is ard 80%.

My ex-lover is a wonderful guy,i didn't get married with him.................too bad,,,, eh.....??