Last joke for National Day

[XiaoBaiTu]

Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.

His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam

was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought and

at

last I wrote THUNK!!!"

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Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper

for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and

throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it

away as well.

His shirt, pants, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,

'Answer the following questions in brief'.

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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like

hell.

So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"

The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"

Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ?"

First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my

finger"

Hearing this the second one started crying.

The first one was astonished and asked the other, why are you crying?"

The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

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Hope you all like te jokes and enjoy this national day.

[Alvin Tan]

hahaha....the 2nd n 3rd one is a gd one..hehe..

[fishtalk1517]

ha ha ah ........2nd and 3rd was good......

[jem]

so racist

[Justiana Er]

Dun get d 1st joke,2nd & 3rd ok,funny.. But gd not 2 disclose race..

[Dorado]

Dun get d 1st joke,2nd & 3rd ok,funny.. But gd not 2 disclose race..

Sis ! why you post a pau pix

Tought it was good but agree with Justiana.