Guys, look here....point system

[hamannbmw]

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's

the

way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8)

But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college

buddy

(-2) Named Tina (-4) Tina is a dancer (-6) Tina has silicon implants

(-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted

the

colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

You

develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy

Hawaiian

shirts (-30) You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?"

You answer it frankly (-5)

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)

[Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem,

You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned _expression (0) You

listen, for over 30 minutes (+50) You listen for more than 30 minutes

without looking at the TV (+500) She realizes this is because you have

fallen asleep (-10000) Now what chance do you have???

[ozy]

Haa haa :D:D

I like the "Do I look fat?" part.

[Dorado]

Haa haa :D:D

I like the "Do I look fat?" part.

Why do they always have to ask that question?

Better dont start the point system, will get million of minus..

[RAV-65]

Have to agree!!

The "am I fat" question is literally a death sentence, either way you die!!

[hotlemond]

the fat question, the death trap.

when she asked, you skip topic = she ask izzit because I am fat so you dare not say??

when she asked, you say no you are not! = she'll say: Liar!, you always not honest with me in EVERYTHING!! (God.. when did that happen??)

when she asked again, you say well maybe a little = she'll say: So your friend Ms.XX very pretty and ###### rite? go and find her la... Dun touch me!!

either way, you die!

[ReeF_LoVeR]

the fat question, the death trap???

NO!!!Why...

When my wife ask me the fat question & i say yes you fat liao I +10000...

Cause she want to be fat..(she is like banboo)hahahahha