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This has got to be one of the best singles ads I've ever read. The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE.... seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours!

Call (***) ***-**** and ask for Daisy.

~ Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

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Singles Ad

This has got to be one of the best singles ads I've ever read. The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE.... seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours!

Call (***) ***-**** and ask for Daisy.

~ Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

oh my god... :P

view my 2ft tank thread update here!!

http://www.sgreefclub.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=36399

Tank Dimension: 24'x15'x19' with black silicon. All round 8mm.

Equipments:

Return Pump : Hailea HX6540

Skimmer/Chiller : Sicce 2500lph

Skimmer : Weipro 2011

Lightings: 4xT5s HO..2 20,000k & 2 Blue Pro(Aquaz) Retrofits

Chiller : Resun CL280

Auto Water Top Up

Life Stock:

More then 35kg of figi rocks

Blue Tang, Powder Blue Tang, Bristletooth tang, Clown Tang, Yellow Tang, Purple Tang, Flame Angel, Six Line Wrasse, Sunrise Dottyback. 2 Cleaner Shrimp

Green Bubble, Orange Yuma, Hammer, True Octopus, Acans,

Frogspawn, Green/Orange Cyannaria, Red Prata, Red Open Brain, Star Polyp, Acan Enchinata

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~ Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

I want!

currently have a black-and-white border collie :)

Be teachable always, nobody has a monopoly on wisdom. But learn to distinguish "fact" from "opinion".

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one read thru can tell its an animal liaoz ma...

OMG.. that 15000 men are either really stupid! or they sure are HORNY!! :lol:

Most men are stupid or horny. Many of us are both :lol:

Be teachable always, nobody has a monopoly on wisdom. But learn to distinguish "fact" from "opinion".

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