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Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.

Mom : How do you know?

Girl : Last night when we made love, his ###### was

still in plastic

cover.

Bangladesh Worker : Sir, me no come to work, me sick.

Boss : When I am sick, I have ######

with my wife -

try it.

2 hours later, Bangladesh Worker : Boss! It worked! Me ok now.

You got nice house.

After ######, Thai girl kept fondling man's ######.

Man : Why? Want to have ###### again?

Thai Girl : No lah, just admiring your ######. I used to have one before.

Women's lives are hard. Morning - wash clothes. Noon - hang clothes.

Evening - keep clothes. Night - iron clothes. Midnight

take off

clothes.

After midnight - find clothes.

To make it straight, she pulls it. To make it stand, she rubs it. To

make it stiff, she licks it. To let it in, she pushes it. True?

Threading a

needle is not easy.

Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass: Anyone got a ######?

All men rose. Priest : I meant anyone seen a ######?

All women rose.

Priest : I mean anyone seen my ######? All nuns rose.

A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated. She then

blew his ashes into the ocean and said : Sweetheart, this is my last

###### for you.

Girl : Mom, what is a penis?

Mom : When you become a good girl, you will get one.

Girl : But mom, what if I am not a good girl?

Mom : Then you will get many!

A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his

secretary: If I

give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?

Secretary : Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties.

Schoolgirl : I do not want to take the ###### Education class.

Teacher : Why?

Schoolgirl : Someone told me that the final exam will be ######.

Two sperms talking on mobile.

Ist : I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and

uterus. Are you

close by?

2nd : No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing the

tonsils.

Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a

PENIS. This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought. :lol:

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