SRC Member wil_lee76 Posted July 12, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted July 12, 2005 Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin. Mom : How do you know? Girl : Last night when we made love, his ###### was still in plastic cover. Bangladesh Worker : Sir, me no come to work, me sick. Boss : When I am sick, I have ###### with my wife - try it. 2 hours later, Bangladesh Worker : Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house. After ######, Thai girl kept fondling man's ######. Man : Why? Want to have ###### again? Thai Girl : No lah, just admiring your ######. I used to have one before. Women's lives are hard. Morning - wash clothes. Noon - hang clothes. Evening - keep clothes. Night - iron clothes. Midnight take off clothes. After midnight - find clothes. To make it straight, she pulls it. To make it stand, she rubs it. To make it stiff, she licks it. To let it in, she pushes it. True? Threading a needle is not easy. Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass: Anyone got a ######? All men rose. Priest : I meant anyone seen a ######? All women rose. Priest : I mean anyone seen my ######? All nuns rose. A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated. She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said : Sweetheart, this is my last ###### for you. Girl : Mom, what is a penis? Mom : When you become a good girl, you will get one. Girl : But mom, what if I am not a good girl? Mom : Then you will get many! A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary: If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off? Secretary : Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties. Schoolgirl : I do not want to take the ###### Education class. Teacher : Why? Schoolgirl : Someone told me that the final exam will be ######. Two sperms talking on mobile. Ist : I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus. Are you close by? 2nd : No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing the tonsils. Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS. This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member kschew1498 Posted July 12, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted July 12, 2005 .....this is hilarious!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member Travy Posted July 12, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted July 12, 2005 HAHAHAHAA!!!!! MAN! GOOD ONES! Quote My Tank Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRC Member daimy068 Posted July 12, 2005 SRC Member Share Posted July 12, 2005 YOU DA MAN, wil_lee!!!! Quote 48x30x27' Tank. Beckett Skimmer. Deltec PF600s. RM FR Pro. DE 250Wx2. DE T5 39Wx4. Tunze 7095+6000x2. Sequence DART pumps x2 (1 return+1chiller) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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