a boy name harry...

[wil_lee76]

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked,"Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered,"I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explaned to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:"What is 3 x 3?"

Harry:"9".

Principal:"What is 6 x 6?"

Harry:"36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her,"I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks requests to the principal,"Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Harry both agree.

Ms Brooks asks,"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment:"Legs"

Ms Brooks:"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Harry:"Pockets"

Brooks:"What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry:"Pants"

Brooks:"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicous and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Harry:"Coconut"

Ms Brooks:"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.

Harry:"Bubble Gum"

Brooks:"What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Harry:"Shake hands"

Ms Brooks:"Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

Harry:"Yep"

Brooks:"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Harry:"Tent"

Brooks:"A finger goes into me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always have me first.

The principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Harry:"Wedding Ring"

Ms Brooks:"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."

Harry:"Nose."

Brooks:"I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Harry:"Arrow"

Ms Brooks:"What word starts with an "F" and ends with a "K" that means alot of heat and excitement?"

Harry:"Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,"Put Harry in the fifth-grade. I got the last ten questions wrong myself! "

[kschew1498]

.... brother....good one!!!

[Achilles Tang]

LOL!!! That was really funny!

[daimy068]

[wil_lee76]

extract from other forum one lah....i find it funny toooo.....

[klim]

I too get it wrong....