I Need A Tang

[Hon]

Anyone can recommend me a Tang that hate bi-colour to the core. Will go on killing spree once they sighted a bi-colour...

I need this fish remove or disappear ASAP ..

[Tanzy]

Sohal leads the way!

[Hon]

will like send my YT as well??

[Tanzy]

Your wife not around? That's why the bicolour no protection.

No guarantee that a tang will whack the bicolour and leave other fish unharm. Any big tang can get very nasty. Purple tangs are gansters too.

[Hon]

maybe i should get a bunch of YT and PT ... terror the whole tank until the bi-colour got no food to eat and strave to death... maybe coral beauty should go also ..

Of coz must add in without my wife knowledge that those fishes will kill her prized bi-colour and coral beauty lah. And provided she dunno how to access this forum. Also provided the forum owner' wife dun leak this news to her ...ha.h.a.h

[Tanzy]

Use a fish trap. It's so much easier.

[Hon]

Isn't fish trap too obvious?? I am suppose to kill the fish without her knowing it is done intentionally...

[williammuk]

Isn't fish trap too obvious?? I am suppose to kill the fish without her knowing it is done intentionally...

May I ask why?

[Hon]

williammuk,

becoz that bi-colour is her pets fish she got 2yrs ago. I hate that fish becoz that damm fish is eating those acro tissue more than it eat aglea. I need to kill it since I can't remove it without the aid of a fish trap.

[Dispar_Anthias]

Hey hon just add in one sohal tang will do................... Surely attack the angel like siao, anyway if the sohal tang cannot finish a job add one more achilles tang

[Tanzy]

Ninja fish trap- Only appears at night after she sleeps and disappears when sun rises.

Delta Force fish trap- Surgical strike at night. Fast in; fast out.

Combat Engineer fish trap- What fish trap? Just blow the whole tank up and build a new one.

Artillery fish trap- What fish trap? Just shell the whole place to ruins and don't bother building a new one.

Infantry fish trap- Maneuver a battalion into the area. Stomp the whole place flat. Leave lots of combat ration wrappers and trash around then leave.

Armour fish trap- Same as above, except much faster and leaves diesel fumes too.

MP fish trap- Direct all fish traffic away from tank. Obtain warrant and conduct search of every cave, leaving no stone unturned. Alternatively, try to impress the fish with well starched uniform and arms drill to the point that the fish laughs itself to death.

Storemen fish trap- Canteen break. Try again after lunch.

CQMS fish trap- You have no authority to draw or T-loan Trap, Fish, Large (NSN 03-775448901-62-A0-1). Please ensure you return with the proper forms filled out.

[bum]

heh heh...

i have the same 'problem' too...

having fish you dun really want, but its there because

"its so cute" or "its such a nice colour"

but ah...won't your wife notice its gone?

what if you have to buy another one replace?

[robe]

Do it after midnight when the lights are out! Chase the little bugger to death with a skewer or else tire him out so that you can net him. Then dump him into freshwater laced with kalkwasser and dump him back into the tank....

Next morning.... tell your wife "oh, no! the bicolor is dead and laying on its back at the bottom.... honest I did not have to do anything with his death"

[bum]

tanzy...later kanna sign 1206 ah!

[Hon]

Maybe I should try chasing it starting tonight, got Sat night to continue also. Does Archilles Tang hate angel?? If so, hey AT, can come over my place tonight and kill that damm bi-colour for me?? h.a.ha.h

robe,

I perfer microwave the fish like I did to my blue tang (dory) few yrs back....

The eyes pop out and splash on top my microwave oven...so fun ...

It's shit starting squeezing out from its cooked anus too ....h.ah.a.h.h

bum,

I thought NSmen is 1222 and not 1206??

[Dispar_Anthias]

Maybe I should try chasing it starting tonight, got Sat night to continue also. Does Archilles Tang hate angel?? If so, hey AT, can come over my place tonight and kill that damm bi-colour for me?? h.a.ha.h

bum,

I thought NSmen is 1222 and not 1206??

hey let you guys into one secret.... rebo** have hawaii shipment tday and 10 achilles tang arrive

[Hon]

Any idea about the pricing?? A rough guide will do. Need some calculation to get a team of elite force to chase my bi-colour to its grave ....

[Achilles Tang]

My Fish Assassination Services don't come cheap.

Payment will be two IKS controllers.

[Dispar_Anthias]

Any idea about the pricing?? A rough guide will do. Need some calculation to get a team of elite force to chase my bi-colour to its grave ....

Achilles tang is $80

[Hon]

My Fish Assassination Services don't come cheap.

Payment will be two IKS controllers.

...

I rather get 10 AT into my tank to patrol the reef ...

[Achilles Tang]

Ah Hon.... you should have done this a long long time ago... how much $$$ down the drain because you have an angel in a reef tank?

LOL... never get your woman involved in buying decisions... or your 'NO' better be more firm!

[bum]

Achilles Tang Posted on Sep 12 2003, 01:49 PM

LOL... never get your woman involved in buying decisions... or your 'NO' better be more firm! 

they got secret weapon leh....

once the "BUT I love you!!! sentence come out...

then you have to liao

[SpiderOne]

Bum your wife i think no need that sentence man. just give u her fierce face can le.

she looks very fierce

[Hon]

Just call my wife regarding Achilles Tang purchase and guess what!!! My wife asking for 4 blue damsel in my tank now ...

[bum]

sounds VERY familiar!!

use my excuse,

say its not reefsafe...will tekan her precious bi-color

worked for me once! before she also started to read up on marine

finally had to setup a seperate tank for her

spidey,

mrs bum look fierce meh?