women above 30

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This is interesting....

This is for all you girls 30 years and over....

And for those who are turning 30,

And for those who are scared of moving into their

30's...

AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...

This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most

of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of

the night to ask,

"What are you thinking?"

She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game,

She doesn't sit around whining about it.

She does something she wants to do.

And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be

assured in who she is,

What she is, what she wants and from whom.

Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you

might think about her,

Or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified.

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the

opera,

Or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to

shoot you,

If they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often

undeserved.

They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce

you to her women

friends.

A younger woman with a man will often ignore even

her best friend

Because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted

to her friends

Because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age.

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over

30.

They always know.

A woman over 30 in age looks good wearing bright red

lipstick.

This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two,

A woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger

counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you

are acting like one!

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with

her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of

reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of

30+, there is a bald,

Paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of

himself with

Some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you

can get the milk for

free".

Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are

against marriage,

Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an

entire Pig,

Just to get a little sausage