I Dare You!!!!

[mUAr_cHEe]

ONE POINT DARES

- Run one lap around the office at top speed.

- Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).

- Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

- Call someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

- To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears.

- Walk sideways to the photocopier.

- While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

- Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

- Dont use any punctuation

THREE POINT DARES

- Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

- Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it.”

- Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

- Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

- Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

- Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

FIVE POINT DARES

- At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob.”

- While an officemate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

- Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now.”

- Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it.”

- Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

- Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

- Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

- During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

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will come out with another set for our weekly gatherings....

can exchange points for booze!!!!!

[AquaRa]

hahaha

[Gouldian]

I will get my ad agency to employ you as their creative director!

[hammerhd]

hey done the counting thingy irriate the hell out of them

[wil_lee76]

i will try it later....

gouldian, u working in ad agency huh......

[tineng]

FIVE POINT DARES

- At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

DONE

- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

DONE

- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob.”

DONE

- While an officemate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

DONE

- Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

DONE

- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now.”

DONE

- Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it.”

DONE

- Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

Not Done

- Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

DONE

- Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

DONE

- During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

DONE

10 items done!!! 50 points.......all my staff think i'm crazy ....

[wil_lee76]

FIVE POINT DARES

- At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

DONE

- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

DONE

- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob.”

DONE

- While an officemate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

DONE

- Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

DONE

- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now.”

DONE

- Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it.”

DONE

- Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

Not Done

- Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

DONE

- Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

DONE

- During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

DONE

10 items done!!! 50 points.......all my staff think i'm crazy ....

after trying out & trying to gain points to win Tineng....these is my last time using the company laptop to post my threads...thanks Muar chee for the innovative ideas....bye bye guys.....

im packing my stuffs now......

[mUAr_cHEe]

to the people who really tried......

[Gouldian]

i will try it later....

gouldian, u working in ad agency huh......

I dun work in a creative agency but have contacts there.

Anyway, I tried a few of the easily manageable ones with my staffs today. All of them reacted normally, you know why?

Cuz I does that all the time.