U makes a wish, I spoilts it

[butteye]

Granted: but you'll be sitting there forever

I wish I can fly

[patrick123]

Granted: But you turned into a bird.

I wish all my wish can come true

[ervine]

Granted: But they come true for me

I wish to have a dedicated fish room in the future

[wolfie]

granted. but you'd live in a attap house.

i wish everyone would start shitting right now.

[shoelevy]

granted: but the sewers overflows and floods your house!

i wish the love of my life will appear before me

[wolfie]

granted, but u'd lose your ability to count and read.

i wish Singapore will snow.

[hamannbmw]

granted , its only in yr dream

i wish i can recover from fever now

[ervine]

granted: but of pulau tekong

I wish i would get SGD$100 for every I wish post in this thread

[blueheaven]

Granted but $99 goes to your wife's pocket

I wish I had an island of my own in the middle to the carribean

[hamannbmw]

granted but u all alone in Pulau Hantu

I wish I can catch my tomato clown tomolo

[blueheaven]

Granted but you hear a familiar clicking sound.....

I wish I had the huge Aquamedic skimmer at Aquarama

[wa_lanz]

granted but it will overflow and u will be covered in skimmate.

i wish all my sps would colour up right now!

[giantbicycle]

Granted: but it all stn soon after

I wish all the hairy crab in my tank will die

Granted: But soon to your believe you found out that it;s their shell and they are molting.

I wish i can sleep now.

[Lin]

Granted: But u will nv make it..

I wish for another 100 wishes for any wishes i made..

[SBS_Transit]

Granted: but non of them came through

I wish i will not get fever again

Granted : but then u got myopia n could not see your sps at a close range

I wish i can rule over SMRT n take over their buses n trains

[Lin]

Granted: But aLL ur SMRT system will CRASH..

I wish I have an a/c with swiss bank..

[Lin]

Granted: Thats only when u r dead..

I wish my mom will not nag..

[Lin]

Granted: but u will crash during ur 1st flight..

I wish for a 2 carat Diamond for Birthday!

[Lin]

Granted: But the engine will breakdwn for all ur plane..

I wish next person who wins toto is me!

[Lin]

Granted : BUt tornado CAMe juz in time..

I wish i have a hectre of tulip land

[Lin]

Granted : but ur glider glide too low.. tsunami sweep off..

I wish I m Bill GAtes...

[Lin]

Granted: No Sales of glider after the few incident..

I wish i will be famous in a night

[SBS_Transit]

Granted : but the engine overheated n the plane burnted n crashed

I wish that Lin got sued for brining SMRT down n paid a fine of $100,000

[Lin]

Granted: U got sued and fine for taking over SMRT.. outcome: law case invalid

I wish those who curse me will be cured by others too

[RAV-65]

This thread is pretty hilarious... but pls refrain from wishing for the same thing over and over again...kills the fun for everyone....