U makes a wish, I spoilts it

[cjh]

granted, but u have to travel by foot

i wish i can be myself

[Achilles Tang]

but you realise that you have a few split personalities.

I wish that women will throw themselves on me....

[wa_lanz]

granted : but they really throw themselves ON u. real FAT aunties! squashing u flat..

i wish that pple will be considerate and not all join the air force to be pilots!

[hotlemond]

Granted: I am not in the air force.

I wish I strike a lottery

[Lin]

Granted: but u only strike $1 nia.

I wish Coral Reef belongs to me..

[aStRoBo|]

granted, but Coral Reef in real doesn't belong to you.

I wish i have tonnes of U.K pounds squashing on me.

[BFG]

granted but all the workers leave you...

I wish someone sponsor me a 4ft marine tank

[akahoshi]

Granted: But all the fishes and corals you add in your 4ft tank will die within a week.

I wish someone would buy a Nokia 7270 for me.

[Achilles Tang]

granted but it'll come with a huge crack on the LCD screen!

I wish I never started SRC in the first place...

[hamannbmw]

granted , turn the clock back to 2001

I wish there's no more pilots in this forum

[Jimng]

granted , turn the clock back to 2001

I wish there's no more pilots in this forum

Granted!.........but they all become reefers.......and still do aeroplane stance....

I wish to have a fully automated reef tank.......

[RAV-65]

Granted!.........but they all become reefers.......and still do aeroplane stance....

I wish to have a fully automated reef tank.......

Granted : But the tank is programmed to crash automatically...

I wish I can dun work and yet got money to spend...

[aStRoBo|]

granted, but you're in ur dream

I wish i can wish for anything without someone to spoil it..

[giantbicycle]

Granted : But please do read the title.

I wish that the title will be You make a wish, I grant it

[Jimng]

Granted.....and i will spoil it.

I wish the title will return to U makes a wish and I spoilt it.

[giantbicycle]

Granted: But it is infact the real title

I wish that i will have my own 747 to fly around

[Lin]

Granted: Too bad, u got not enuf $ to buy engine..no engine u cant Fly

I wish my Dottyback to die..

[blueheaven]

Granted but you have just wasted a life

I wish I live in a luxury mansion

[akahoshi]

Granted: But the mansion is haunted with ghosts.

I wish I can find a place that sells modified PS2 for $200.

[giantbicycle]

Granted: But they modifiy it witout anything inside, so cant use at all.

I wish , i can have joy and fun everyday.

[Achilles Tang]

granted but you're blind, deaf and dumb.

I wish to be diving everyday....

[hamannbmw]

granted, u r diving into yr bathtub instead

I wish my maid can cook better than i do

[35Cents]

granted, but she only cook seafood from your tank.

I wish I know where osama is,

[Dispar_Anthias]

Granted.. but when you know where he is, you probably be dead by then

hmm... I wish for nothing

[hamannbmw]

granted only when u r brain dead

i wish WWE is not entertainment