What NOT to say to a Star Wars fan

[blueheaven]

I'll start the ball rolling....

What's with the light stick? I can get 3 for $6 at the pasar malam. Assorted colours too...

[mUAr_cHEe]

i am your father....

wa si ni now pei....

wo shi ni ba ba....

aku anda bapak.....

[FuEl]

Is Yoda an ewok? Kill the evil ewoks a.k.a furbies/gremlins!

[barnacle]

i am your father....

wa si ni now pei....

wo shi ni ba ba....

aku anda bapak.....

not aku anda bapak.....aku bapa anda

PS. moh kow looking for you...

[Lester]

I'll start the ball rolling....

What's with the light stick? I can get 3 for $6 at the pasar malam. Assorted colours too...

Hi bro ...

light stick i got lobang.. 3 for 4~5 dillars .. all colurs

[akahoshi]

hahaha... tell me where to buy...

confirm after watching the movie, i'll be star wars crazy...

heehee.. i want the green color one.. haha..

[ReDDeviLs]

why they all look like monster,whos the bad guys?

[seamonkee]

1) I heard Yoda was the bastard offspring of Frodo and some hot babe goblins...

2) Seriously, has it occurs to you that the reason why you can't get a date till now has got something to do with that toy lightsaber slung on your belt?

3) If you ask me, Queen Latifah makes a better actress as Luke Skywalker's mother than Natalie Portman...

4) Don't you think Anakin is much more handsome in Episode 3? Now that he wears a mask....

[Achilles Tang]

I heard that a zillion-ton superstar destroyer crashed into the deathstar because a tiny one-man craft crashed into its bridge?

So simple ah?

[seamonkee]

I always wonder how Darth Vader or the troopers take a pee...

Ever wonder why Darth Vader breathes heavily once in a while? Because he was holding his breath earlier when he farted in his armor...

Villains can be really stupid..... Why?

Having an army of masked stormtroopers when the hero can easily don a mask and walk around in your fortress without being recognised or seen... see Episode IV and you know what I mean....

If I have an army like Darth Vader's, they will all wear see through visors so I can see their face....

[rockfish]

"I think Darth Vader have design problem in his armour suit. He forgot to design a quick release button for his pants.. In Case he have a bad stomach and wanna "lau sai""

[livebait]

Passerby to a Star Wars' fan*that thing with the weird mask better see a doctor soon...cause his asthma seems to be getting worst*

[RawKnMetaLNemO]

Is Yoda an ewok? Kill the evil ewoks a.k.a furbies/gremlins!

yoda's a gremlin

[hammerhd]

"so is Leia hair style inspired by roti boy??"

[Dispar_Anthias]

Hmm what not to say to star wars fan?/ hmm i would say go to them and tell them STAR WARS SUX!!!

[DeepBlue]

Simple.....Star Trek is cooler.... Battkestar Galatica is more interesting.....

(guaranteed rotten eggs thrown at you)

[daimy068]

Eh? How come the cylons chasing Luke Skywalker and gang now instead of Apollo and gang? They related huh?

[wolfie]

i am your father....

wa si ni now pei....

wo shi ni ba ba....

aku anda bapak.....

here's the sound clip.

starwars.zip

[djviper]

force? feel the force? crap la ... in the end still use light sabre to fight...

try using bare hands see how they feel the force lol

[optimus prime]

can darth vader or storm troopers transform to other mode?

[roidan]

http://www.abum.com/?show_media=2939

Turn up your speakers

[Archilles19]

"WAH...!...damn good ah...light speed still can tahan.....our saf pilot after a few G's all pengsan (fainted) one....WAH.....!...really solid ah.....never even vomit one.."

Another one.....

"Hmmmm......how do you think yoda plessure the opposite ###### with only three short fingers.....of course minus the force lah..."

[rockfish]

after watching the movie yesterday .. i got one more to add..

i think yoda needs to attend english classes.. his english sucks ..

[diabolus]

huh? star wars?......wat star wars? is it another of those B flick movies??

[jem]

Worst comments u can hear from a star wars fan : "I Think The R2D2 and C3P0 will win this year best actor award"