One Stone

[hamannbmw]

One Stone - This was his Indian name given to him because he had only

one testicle. After years and years of this torment One Stone cracked

and

said,"If anyone calls me One Stone again I will kill them!" The word

got

around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good

morning,One Stone."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, and there

he made love to her all day, he made love to her all night, he made

love

to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that One Stone meant business.

Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village

after many years away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw

One Stone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you, One Stone."

One Stone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made

love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all

the next

day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't

die!

What is the moral of the story?

You'll love this

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You can't kill two Birds with One Stone.

[diabolus]

bro...

u very free hor?

[shiraz]

what the.....

no words left to say!

[woonming]

OMG !

[dr evil]

very funny

[RAV-65]

Good one!