18 vs 54

[hamannbmw]

A businessman sends his wife a fax:

"To my dear wife:

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with

your 54 years can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value

you as a good wife, therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you

will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening

with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be

perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room

table:

"My dear husband:

I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to

take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.

At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this,

I will be in the HOtel Fiesta with Michael,my tennis coach,who like

your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman

and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand

that we are in the same situation.....although with one small

difference: 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18.....and

therefore I won't be back before lunchtime tomorrow!!

A big kiss from your wife, who really understands you...

[Kurt Cobain]

[Terryz_]

[RAV-65]

Ouch!

[SBS_Transit]

nice joke