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got sick of typing reports n stuff.

starting typing this instead. enjoy!

Fantasy mode:

her:"help! need help putting them back! help!"

me:" dun worry! im here! i can help!"

her:" thanks! but y are u bouncing them?"

me:"becoz they so lovely. u are the flower of the

desert."

her:"i am? ur so nice. but theres no desert here."

me:"there is, in my heart. and your bouncing.. i meant

blooming, has just filled my soul with joy."

her:"you are a flatterer. and i see something else

filling with joy." *looking down*

me:"i am sorry, but my heart cannot contain your

magnificence. it has overflowed my heart, n must find

something else to fill else i will burst from joy"

her:"ic. i hope it wont *burst* too fast."

me:"ah. it will be hard. *snigger* i mean, it will be

hard becoz you're so lovely, my flower of the desert."

her:"u r too kind. i am plain. n i fear u have made me

proud."

me:"be proud. for u are beautiful. look ard! u are the

most beautiful! *spreads arms* (slapping sound) oh,

sorry madame. but your other side still looks as fair

as the rising sun."

her: "i fear u have made an enemy of that woman. for

she must face the world with the other side of her

face."

me:"it is inevitable. i will not tolerate anyone else

to take your place in my heart. she was beautiful. but

no more."

her:"i am glad u do this for me. wat is your name, O

valiant one?"

me:"they call me the horseman of the dunes. n

sometimes the catus of delight. or u can just call me

Jon."

her:"u are a knight. and the name horseman is

fitting."

me:"thank u. u are kind with your words. shall we find

a place where i can breathe in your beauty? for there

are weeds about. and i do not want to make another

enemy."

her:"my place?"

me:"Groovy baby. let us be off."

Her:"i am agreeing. but i shall have to ask one thing

of u."

me:"wat is it, my flower of the desert. u but have to

ask. and i shall pluck the stars from the sky for u."

her:"it is only a small request. n easily done."

me:"say it my flower."

her:"well, u can stop bouncing them n help me put them

back in. im getting seasick."

me:"oh! it shall be done! i have lost myself in your

magnificence and i was not aware." (gives a last

bounce, then puts them back)

her:"my charming knight. shall we depart to my abode?"

me:"of coz, at all haste!"

her:"but tell me... y is your other name the catus of

delight?"

me:"ah. before i lay down with any women, i put this

funny thing with knobs over it... "

her:"oh behave! but do u have one in large?"

end. :evil:

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