The Most Dangerous Food Of Them All

[Achilles Tang]

>A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The

>material we put into our stomachs from vending machines is enough to

>have killed most of us, years ago.

>

>On top of that red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining.

>Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables and fruits can be covered in

>carcinogens, and none of us realizes the long term harm caused by the

>substances in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the

>most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it."

>

>Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and

>suffering for years after eating it?"

>

>A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."

[Razo]

better dun let ur wifey see this post

[dodo]

mua hahahah

[Achilles Tang]

Wedding cake is GOOOOOOOD, right, Dodo?

[dodo]

ya GOODA!!!!!!!!

[diabolus]

i dun remember eating the wdding cake?

i dun even remember anything on the menu of my wedding dinner!!!

the dishes just came so fast that i have to f**k the manager...

[Achilles Tang]

My My! You couldn't even wait a few hours!

[diabolus]

ok ok...

i didn't f**k the manager..

well..i didnt get the chance to do it.

BTW...The manager happens to be a woman...

[dodo]

so any women also can izzit?heheh...joking

btw...i jus found out my 4years old wedding cake inside my freezer

dunno what is gonna happen to it

[diabolus]

wow...

u must have a pretty big freezer.

[dodo]

takes up my freezer space for my frozen brimp shrimp....