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Potential And Reality


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>Youngest son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially'

>and 'In reality'?"

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>Dad: "I will show you"

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>Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford

>for 1 million dollars?"

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>Wife: "Yes of course, I would never waste such an opportunity!"

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>Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million

>dollars.

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>Daughter: "Waow! Oh my God!!! This is my fantasy!"

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>So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom

>Cruise for 1 million dollars?"

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>Elder Son: "Huh, Yeah, why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million

>dollars! I would never hesitate!"

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>So the father turns back to his younger son saying:

>"You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars; but 'In

>reality' we are living with 2 bitches and a gay!!"

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