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either u got too much spare time on your hands.... or you got too many jokes on your hand.... either way... kudos!!! and....

MORE MORE MORE!!!! hahahahaa.... :P

*translated from Hokkien*

"If say no bang wall, this idiot will never ripen" - Mr Quah Siew Kow.

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decentkid, you are totally impossible !!!! :lol::lol:

kudos and bravos to you. :bow::bow:

i asked for jokes in writing, and you have obliged.

thanks a zillion. :thanks:

keep it coming, bro. i salute you. :bow:

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Rental dispute

A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for

$500.00. So they spent the night together.

In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any

cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail

it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the

whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for $250.00 and

enclosed a note:

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Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment.

I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the

apartment, I was under the impression that:

1. It had never been occupied.

2. There was plenty of heat.

3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that

there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

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Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following

reply:

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Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment

to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it

if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed

of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please

don't blame the landlord.

I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire

someone to remove your furniture!

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Good job decent kid.....I laugh until stomachache...... :lol::lol:

Anyway I also got some rubbish to contribute....

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital

waiting for their wives to give birth.

Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the first daddy:

"Congratulations, you've twins!".

"Oh!..... maybe it's just a coincidence" said the daddy,

"as I'm working at the Petronas Twin Towers".

Then another nurse came out of the room and told the second daddy:

"Congratulations, you've triplets!"

"Wooow!, this is a coincidence,too" said the second daddy.

"I am working for 3M Corporation".

A while later, another nurse appeared and told the third daddy:

"Congratulations! your wife got quadruplets"

"Thanks God. Perhaps this is also a coincidence".

"I work at Four Seasons Hotel!".

Meanwhile, the fourth daddy-to-be was becoming very worried.

All the 3 daddies asked him: "Why do you look so worried?".

He answered, "...uhmmm.... I'm working at Seven-Eleven!"

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