How to make a woman happy.....

[hamannbmw]

How to Keep a Woman Happy ......

It's not difficult at all lah.......

To keep a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. &nbs! p; a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:53. Never to forget

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :

1. Give him lots of ###### (very.very.very important)

2. Feed him well.

3. Let him have the remote control.

4. Leave him in peace.

See? So easy to make man happy ... :op

[tineng]

totally agree with the man part.....

but for the women part, one 1 .....

to be a slave!!!!

[neokn]

Errrrr......

Woman part

1. Agree

2. Feed him well????? Spoon feeding? Most woman nowsaday don't really like to cook.

3. Let me access my internet

4. Agree, some how they just couldn't pick a better timing to talk to you. Eg. when you are looking closely @ the Ls and looking for murderer in your tank.

[espresso]

Totally true...lol...but some women are understanding..it is all depends. But this is true for most of the women. haa.

[FuEl]

Women are a pain in the butt. I say just do it and dump them. Don't get too involved. They never appreciate it.

[RAV-65]

Women are a pain in the butt. I say just do it and dump them. Don't get too involved. They never appreciate it.

[typrobin]

Women are a pain in the butt. I say just do it and dump them. Don't get too involved. They never appreciate it.

wah...bro, u going into priesthood huh??

ahahhaha...

gals can nvr understand y we spend hours with our tanks and other commitments..they always feel that we neglect them...and they expect us to look at them like how we stare at our tanks...

they nvr understand us, neither can we understand them...so its more or less a give and take issue...my gf treats me well(no choice, she spies on my post in sgreef) and had been tolerant most of the time..so when she complains i just admit that its my mistake and say sorry loh...

[RAV-65]

wah...bro, u going into priesthood huh??

ahahhaha...

gals can nvr understand y we spend hours with our tanks and other commitments..they always feel that we neglect them...and they expect us to look at them like how we stare at our tanks...

they nvr understand us, neither can we understand them...so its more or less a give and take issue...my gf treats me well(no choice, she spies on my post in sgreef) and had been tolerant most of the time..so when she complains i just admit that its my mistake and say sorry loh...

* Applause *

Wah... wat a man! hahaha... good tactic!

[moron_clown]

* Applause *

Wah... wat a man! hahaha... good tactic!

if your gf as pretty as his u will also listen to her

[typrobin]

if your gf as pretty as his u will also listen to her

OH MY GOD!!! my gf will be so happy to see this post....

HONEY, I LOVE U!!!

[moron_clown]

OH MY GOD!!! my gf will be so happy to see this post....

HONEY, I LOVE U!!!

[minsmarine]

Geeez I didn't know that to make a woman happy is so difficult and to make man happy is so easy

And if we have to follow strict as the book , I true believe all the woman out there has to sleep themself.

Even most of the man in SG are out of the book, there are still woman could not find "good husband" ( I believe may be 2 to 3 rules applied ).

So,.....

I don't think making a woman is not so difficult. You know the problem you know what to do. But most of the time, we know the problem and how to solve it, JUST lazy to solve it.

[rockfish]

i believe in find a woman that reefs with u!!

in that case, u stare at ur tank while she stares at her.. haha

worse come to worse... u swop tank to stare at ..

[shiraz]

i agree!

[minsmarine]

i believe in find a woman that reefs with u!!

in that case, u stare at ur tank while she stares at her.. haha

worse come to worse... u swop tank to stare at ..

Than one of the coral missing from your thank and found in your partner tank, ............