ATM joke

[jesperlam]

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances, MALE or FEMALE, and remember them when you use the machine for the first time."

MALE PROCEDURE

1 Drive up to the cash machine.

2 Put down your car window.

3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt

6 Put window up

7 Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1 Drive up to cash machine

2 Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window to machine

3 Set parking Brake, put the window down

4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card

5 Turn the radio down

6 Attempt to insert card into machine

7 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car

8 Insert card

9 Re-insert card the right way up

10 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page

11 Enter PIN.

12 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13 Enter amount of cash required

14 Check make up in rear view mirror

15 Retrieve cash and receipt

16 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside

17 Place receipt in back of checkbook

18 Re-check make-up again

19 Drive forward 2 feet

20 Reverse back to cash machine

21 Retrieve card

22 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided

23 Give appropriate hand signal to irate male driver queuing behind

24 Restart stalled engine and pull off

25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles

26 Release Parking Brake

[jesperlam]

No offence to the ladies drivers. Its just a joke.

[flamey]

[XPeriment 626]

[shiraz]

the best is drive for 2 miles then release praking brake!

[minsmarine]

U can't tell.

Oneday, my friend drove my car with Parking break for 1 km. All the smoke come out like fire starting Geez than u know what he told me cause he could not find hand break.

He was bit drank. So no matter male or female do happen.

[auberon]

HIlarious. Especially the hand brake thing.

Similar story related to me too about a friend driving but not realising the hand brake was up until he smelled something burning.

But has anybody had an experience where the car engine stalled and he was driving an automatic!. A friend related this incident to me, To this day I am still trying to figure out how it can happen.

[RAV-65]

Wahahaha... damn funny siah, exactly the way u would expect a woman to be!

[SpiderOne]

But has anybody had an experience where the car engine stalled and he was driving an automatic!. A friend related this incident to me, To this day I am still trying to figure out how it can happen.

i can show u . but u provide the car found out by accident when trashing my old soluna before export .

[wedgee]

When the RPM for the car is too low (fault) or the ignition of the engine is cranky the auto car engine may stall without warning especially while it is idling...

As for the stunt way to stall the engine, gotta ask Spidey to demonstrate heheh

[Yellowbelly]

that's funny....so much more steps for woman ....must go observe some time

[penyu]

Hahaha

[ah wa!]

Hahaha.........one thing I disagree........ sentence no. 23 should be removed!