Kids!!!!

[RAV-65]

Was playing with my niece, aged 4 the other day... and she was trying to act as though she was the teacher in her school... and she started asking me questions...

Niece : Where do fishes live?

Me : Ocean ( trying to use a big word to knock her off )

Niece : NO!!! Fish live in water

Me : ........ ( okie, never mind, she dun get it... )

Niece : Where do crocodiles live?

Me : River ( this time I try to play along with her... )

Guess wat she said!

Niece : No!! Crocodiles live in crocodile farm....

Me : ................... ( Stumped )

[neokn]

Well, do be surprise.

Next question she ask you will be where does Coconut Tree grow? @ Pulau Ubin or worst museum.

[RAV-65]

[penyu]

hahaha...really cute...

[surfedelic]

Have you read this one ?

A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher: paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Enjoy reading.

[RAV-65]

Dat's very funny!!! good fatigue reliever....

[weishun]

How cute kids can get... haha

[minsmarine]

It's cute because she is only 4 years old.

However, It'll be SERIOUS if she is 7 years old.

It's not only serious for the kid as well our education system. Where we have no nature resources to show than what those are.

We have no river crocodiles swiming.

No forest with bird singing. So our kids has very limitted knowledge about all those. Eventhough they are rich in some other ( like Math, Chinese, English ) which no need to see the enviroment.

A few months back I read through in Germany ( If I am not wrong ), 7 years old kids in school believe that Egg is made in the farm ( from machine ) and Milk is another form of water ( like making coffee ).

Well, I do worry for our kids.

Some teacher to share ?

Sorry sound like offtopic, but just wanna tag along

[RAV-65]

It's cute because she is only 4 years old.

However, It'll be SERIOUS if she is 7 years old.

It's not only serious for the kid as well our education system. Where we have no nature resources to show than what those are.

We have no river crocodiles swiming.

No forest with bird singing. So our kids has very limitted knowledge about all those. Eventhough they are rich in some other ( like Math, Chinese, English ) which no need to see the enviroment.

A few months back I read through in Germany ( If I am not wrong ), 7 years old kids in school believe that Egg is made in the farm ( from machine ) and Milk is another form of water ( like making coffee ).

Well, I do worry for our kids.

Some teacher to share ?

Sorry sound like offtopic, but just wanna tag along

Hey today Teacher's Day leh, how can ask teachers to share?

[seamonkee]

This just happened yesterday... with my 4-year old nephew...

His fave game to play on my pc is Nemo and it juz happened dat when he

wanted to play yesterday, the game's CD was corrupted...

I told him the CD was spoilt so there is no more Nemo game for him to play and this is what he reply...

"Who says dun have? You go to www.nemo.com.sg then got the nemo game liao lor....."