Malaysian vs Singaporean

[hamannbmw]

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee,

croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A

Malaysian man

who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual

conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The

crusts we

collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants &

sell

them across to Singapore.."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean

listened in

silence.

Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian (chuckling) : "We don't.. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for

breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a

container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it

across

to Singapore.."

This time, the Singaporean retorted: "Do you have ###### in Malaysia?"

Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"

Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"

Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."

Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used

them?"

Malaysian : "We throw them away, of course."

Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts

them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them

across to Malaysia, & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum

in Singapore."

" NO OFFENCE INTENDED, ITS JUS A JOKE "

[bwilly]

no wonder..

I dun eat chewing gum..

[that was niceeeee]

nice joke..

[RAV-65]

Dat's a good one...

[penyu]

Hahaha

[RockyBoy]

Luv chewing gum, especially wriggly ones...