Do u like to tell TRUE LIE ?

[victorp]

When it comes to your favourite hobby, telling white lies to your partner are most common for most of us unless your partner shares the same hobby.

[deityhack]

I can conclude that my gf is FANASTIC. Everytime I wish to buy anything and seek advise from her, she will ask me to buy a better grade equipment or LS now than to re-buy again later. What more can I ask?

[lvcap]

think i am lucky too bah...my gf more hiong in LFS than me...i sometimes think think then decided not to buy liao...but she will ask me to buy...but vitamin M limited lah....cant go for exotic fishes that has a 3digit price tag....

[minsmarine]

Hmm seem like some guys here has all the luck. Wish u have all the luck till u got married.

Relationship stage and married stage are totally different

[jesperlam]

Ya bro, after married the budget will be more tied up. Deputy Finance Minister will be promoted to Finance Minister.

[minsmarine]

No no, Revenue Minister promoted to Finance & Home Affair minister.

And Public Work Minister reports to Home Affair minister

[lvcap]

wahahah

hard to say one ...anything can happen.....ur Finance minister kiam siap..but if u suddenly got windfall...maybe more budget allocated...

or your performance good..then got performance bonus...then can spend..

[RAV-65]

Hahaha... new trick : i told my gal I bought a coral for HER in OUR tank! It's a pink plate coral dat I bought and i told her she likes pink ( when actually she like purple! ) Luckily the coral look purple under my 14,000K MH and now she likes like, den today I bought the cynarina and red blastos coz she likes red too!!

[Tanzy]

[RAV-65]

Kekeke... it actually works pretty well!!

[minsmarine]

It's seem that I need to find girlfriend who like brown color

So will have very good execuse to buy SPS

[kschew1498]

Something to share with you guys who are not married.....

Marriage

You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". The next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

The bride, upon getting engaged, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Young Son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing.

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful

If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class. "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!" "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again. Again, they all answered, "NO!" "Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"

[hammy]

laugh till my hold my stomach, good one kschew1498

[minsmarine]

Married bit out of topic, I shall start new topic about Marriage.

[RAV-65]

Good one bro! Damn funny!

[Kaf]

Ok I think all the guys needs a wife like this.

MY FUTURE WIFE

Girls are many and easy to find,

for my wife I choose the right kind.

Faithful and true first of all

and at least five feet tall.

Sweet looking and active if possible,

she must be a bit sociable.

A good listener will suit me fine,

with not too many boyfriends in her mind.

Her company should not be a bore,

jovial, happy and kind above all.

Romantic and a bit childish,

should not be a pessimist.

Tidy and neat in personality,

able to housekeep and a bit homely.

Not the type that squander money

on things that suit her fancy.

Dependable and with some initiative

to help me in times of need.

Not a busybody nor a flirt,

not a girl that is like dirt.

A nagging wife is of poor choice

who would only plague me with noise.

A good mother she must be

to love the children and of course me and my reefs.

She must be a partner of life,

a joy to me as a capable wife,

remaining time for better or for worse

till death separate us first.

Surely not the type who swears or fight

that is not the kind of partner I like.

To say I'm single I'm not shy,

those who think they qualify... ... please apply.

[optimus prime]

i think we guys are pathetic! when we are small 'bo chap' our mother scolding.

now 'kena' wife or gf, scared like hell.

why cant a guy stand up and say that the doamond ring on her finger is very ex.?

[Siput]

I notice many of you refer to the ol' wife as the Finance & Home Affairs Minister....u are all wrong...as far as wives are concerned, they hold multiple portfolios...namely...

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Prime Minister, Senior Minister & Minister Mentor all in one!

Saw a old movie yesterday titled 300 Spartans; there was a old farmer who said of his better half, "The Gods must have a sense of humor. They take nice young maidens, and then turn them into wives!"

[minsmarine]

i think we guys are pathetic! when we are small 'bo chap' our mother scolding.

now 'kena' wife or gf, scared like hell.

why cant a guy stand up and say that the doamond ring on her finger is very ex.?

Hey Hey I am not scolded by My mother nor My wife ( Home Affair, Education Minister )nor my ex-ex , current gf

Only one female can scold me is my sweeties ( my lovely one and only one daughter )