THE FOUR LETTER WORD

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Did you ever stop and think how flexible "THE FOUR LETTER WORD" can be ???

Well, please read the following study conducted by one of the most prestigious university in the world ....

THE HARVARD UNIVERSITY RESEARCH DEPARTMENT,

SUBJECT: Latin derivation of 'FXXK'

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "FXXK".

It is the one magical word which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "FXXK" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fXXked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fXXked by John).

It can be an active verb (John really gives a fXXk), or a passive verb (Mary doesn't give a fXXk).

Or an adverb (Mary is fXXking interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fXXk).

It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fXXking beautiful).

As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "FXXK". Besides its sexual connotations, this credible word can be used to describe many situations -

GREETINGS "How the fXXk are you?" FRAUD "I got fXXked by the car dealer."

DISMAY "Oh, fXXk it."

TROUBLE "Well, I guess I'm fXXked again."

AGGRESSION "FXXk You !!!"

DISGUST "FXXk Me !!!"

CONFUSION "What the fXXk .... ?"

DIFFICULTY "I don't understand this fXXking thing."

DESPAIR "FXXked again."

INCOMPETENCE "He fXXks up everything."

DISPLEASURE "What the fXXk is going on?"

LOST "Where the fXXk are we?"

DISBELIEF "UnfXXkingbelievable!!!"

RETALIATION "Up your fXXking ######!!!"

It can be used in an anatomical description - He's a fXXking asshole.

It can be used to tell time - It's five fXXking thirty.

It can be used in business - How did I wind up in this fXXking job ?

It can be maternal - As in motherfXXker!

And, never forget General Custer's last words - "Where did all them fXXking Indians come from?"

Also, the famous last words from the Mayor of Hiroshima - "What the fXXk was that?"

And last, but not the least, the immortal words of the captain of the

Titanic who said - "Where's all the fXXking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word.

How can anyone be offended when you say "FXXK".

Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fXXking prestige.

Today, say to someone, "FXXK YOU!!!"

[bwilly]

rythms with bum posting ... haha..!!

read tis one b4, but its good to make 1 smile for hours.