The Never Ending Story

[bwilly]

" tiger time.. tiger time..!" the beer commercial flip next.

*sux.. really terrible at home watching all repeats n commercial...*

[bwilly]

*TGIF..though!! cheong tonite!*

[mUAr_cHEe]

the next thing he knew... he is in madam wongs...

*note the similarity....*

[terryansimon]

but he realised he was too old for Mohammed Sultan's club scene...

[Achilles Tang]

So he went across the street to Budhha Bar, where he noted....

[Golden Tooth]

..GT was here.

[mUAr_cHEe]

and then he think to himself.... "who in the @!#% is GT?"

[shiraz]

when he saw the kanata GT was holding, he drew his samurai sword... japanese music was playing from Budhha Bar...

[mUAr_cHEe]

they started fighting machaim like crouching tiger and hidden dragon...

[thc]

In the midst of the fierce fighting .......GT FARTed...POOOOOOOOOO!

[Golden Tooth]

Still standing tall, GT said "Well, ya see, sir I understand you're lookin' for sparrin' partners for Apollo, and I jus' want ta let ya know that I am very available." Memorable Quotes from Rocky (1976)

[terryansimon]

and he replied "you know what they call a Quarter Pounder With Cheese in Europe?"

[Golden Tooth]

Oooohhh yeah...

Makes me hungry already.

[sps_dude]

they call it a kuah-ter flounder with kelp cheese...

[Guinness]

Pulp Fiction:

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the *expletive* a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.

Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".

Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

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(apologies for being longer than 'recommended'.)

[shiraz]

the new found friends shook hands and introduced themselves.. "Hi, i'm GT." said GT, and the other guy who has been nameless for 15pages replied, "You can call me Achilles (troy) " they then decided to take a boat to paris to try a Royale w/ cheese

[Guinness]

On the plane....

[Golden Tooth]

both of them chat, talking bout how ugly the wooden horse is....

[shiraz]

when a frail old man turned around and said that they have just been cursed because they talked bad about the legendary wooden horse! just then, they sky turned red..

[mUAr_cHEe]

And it rained Flame Angels!!!!

*jus when everyone cleared forgotten about this thread.... kakakaka*

[seamonkee]

And the flame angels came down hard on bro muar chee's head for raking up an old thread and causing an imbalance in the Force....

In retaliation, bro muar chee cloned himself and set himself against the flame angels and thus starts the galatic war between the Muar Chees and the Flame Angels...

[mUAr_cHEe]

the mUAr cHEes did not need to do anything to win.... the flame angels just died due to the lack of water.....

*kok seamonkee's head for bringing my name in*

[diabolus]

despite the deaths of all the flame angels, the Chee family from Muar decided to set upon Paris, so they could exterminate GT and Archilles(troy) and monopolise the burger industry.

ever heard of MuarDonalds?

[AquaRa]

so the muar chee led his clones against the burger army...

[piglet]

on a battle ship. Standing on the deck with a chill wind blowing