The Never Ending Story

[salivateforme]

Just then, a man bursts into the place. "Freeze, punks!" he screams, whipping out some ID, which says Fox Mulder. "FBI! Nobody move!"

[Achilles Tang]

but upon seeing such a horrible creature like the Sea Monkee.... he stopped and screamed "What the...."

[salivateforme]

The 'F' word froze on his lips. Mama's wagging finger loomed in his mind. Mulder then whipped out his gun and fired into the creature's pulsating body. "Die! Die, you smelly Republican!"

[diabolus]

The now deformed Muar Chee's sticky body absorb the bullets with ease. He grabbed his friend and began to run(or roll, watever)...with Fox Mulder hot on his heels.....

[salivateforme]

"Help!" he shrieked, kachang flying from his body. "A man with Moorish Idol lips is after me!" Suddenly, Wong Kan Seng walked out of the Gents. His hands pop guiltily out of his left nostril...

[sorry, broke the 2 sentence rule twice...couldn't resist. This is the last one, I promise]

[mUAr_cHEe]

"but I can't sing!!!", he confessed. At this moment, Jayakumar suddenly dropped from the sky in a parachute and he whips out a....

[salivateforme]

...book entitled Ten Ways Out of Boring Speeches. "Isn't that David Duchovny?" he mutters to himself, quickly stuffing his book into...

[The past and present tense have gone haywire here]

[milky]

his bag and jump into a hijacked car.. vrooom off he goes into the suburbs of the city...while driving.. he saw something which is.....

[Achilles Tang]

,,,, like a HUGE flying saucer the size of a city block overhead with the central port open and a bright piercing light shimmering....

[Lester]

suddenly a beam of light shone upon them.......... ZIP...... there are gone ...............

[shiraz]

and they end up in a deserted beach. suddenly they saw a huge sea of..

[Lester]

and they end up in a deserted beach. suddenly they saw a huge sea of..

.........whales .... it no normal whales... it is killer whales .... jump happily up and down in the sea .......

[milky]

muar chee equip with diving suit and hop onto one of the killer whale and dive into the sea.. searching for.....

[hamannbmw]

mermaid... and end up found this .. he decided to....

[Lester]

......... to become a monk .................

[shiraz]

so he went to Atlantis to find a temple to pray in but instead he ended up at a.....

[diabolus]

.....LFS in a SC in the west and bought a 4ft x 1ft tank which does not need to do water change and runs on ######*zm skimmer which he paid a king's ransom....

[Lester]

... having such good equipment and good tank which does not need water changes.. he does not know wat to keep in it ..... :S

[shiraz]

nevertheless, he wrote a check of USD12,000 for a 4x1 tank with 25 domino damsels, 10 species of mushies, coral chip sandbed and a few concrete blocks with holes hoping it would turn purple within time and took the tank home in his nissan cabstar....

[diabolus]

*preeeeetttt prrreeeettttt!!!*

*shows yellow card*

four sentences you know!

[shiraz]

but on his way home, his cabstar crashed into a......

[Achilles Tang]

lorry full of gangsters on their way to a fight...

[Lester]

... all the ah bengs jump down the lorry with knifes on their bobies.........

[Achilles Tang]

... as a Police Riot Bus turns round the corner, full of riot police just back from training...

[prec]

The police unloaded themselves from the bus.. Armed. they approached the ah bengs.