The Never Ending Story

[AquaRa]

"chiong ah!!!" the ah bengs waved their weapons in the air and dashed towards the gung-ho riot police. muar chee stood in the middle and scratched his starch head...

[milky]

muar chee pick up 1 weapon tat one of the ah beng dropped and whack at the police head.. keep on whacking non stop and after tat jump onto the police bus and drove off... some ah beng threaten muar chee to join their gang... den something happen.....

sorry for being too long winded.............

[Golden Tooth]

muar chee pick up 1 weapon tat one of the ah beng dropped and whack at the police head.. keep on whacking non stop and after tat jump onto the police bus and drove off... some ah beng threaten muar chee to join their gang... den something happen.....

...to the radio. It's Toto result on air...

[milky]

and muar chee hit the million dollar jackpot of the year... but he keep quiet cos of the ah bengs... and he continue to drive.. putting a smile on his face on the same time.. he's shivering wif fear.................

[shiraz]

and pissed in his pants, short circuiting the rectifier in the bus....

[35Cents]

which cost a fire to break out burning everyone. Muar Chee's kilt caught fire and suddenly he remembered the lottery ticket in the kilt's pocket, he....

[sengx2]

he jump down of the car

hehe i from page 1 read to here at last can post liao

[mUAr_cHEe]

put out the fire, hop into his red mini, drive off, pick the westie-gathering gang up all in his mini and...

[Gouldian]

headed towards Williammuk's place to collect the rare blue sun coral.

[seamonkee]

and he use the winning lottery ticket in exchange for the rare blue sun coral....

On his way back, he found out that the rare blue sun coral was actually...

[prec]

a fake one! He got tricked. And so he headed back to williammuk's place again for a showdown...

*why gt so many showdown*

[mUAr_cHEe]

then he realised.... WILLIAM IS ACTUALLY IN THE WESTIE-GATHERING GROUP!!! so... who is actually the williammuk that was impersonating the real williammuk that has been in the car along... they are at william muk's door, when SUDDENLY....

[35Cents]

William Hung appeared and do the whole version of the "She Bangs" with....

[mUAr_cHEe]

triumph the insult dog on top of W.Hung.... "His head is so nice FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!"

[prec]

Everyone Laughs Till they drop on the floor and roll.

[Lester]

after W.H explain the actually the sun coral is not fake ... he gave the ticket back plus the coral as a free gift

[Gouldian]

Suddenly the real Williammuk appeared out of not where and shouted: "the Blue Sun is Real, The Blue Sun is Real"......

[Lester]

then W.H wanted the coral back... a fight broke out cos either side wan to let ...

[Gouldian]

no one touch the Blue Sun. The real Williammuk whips into his jacket and pulled out a uzi. With a quick double taps he end the miserable life of WH. Silence envelope the whole carpark ....

[35Cents]

as the oozing blood from W.H slowly gathered and formed...Baldrick!(from the blackadder) with a medieval looking gnasher. In his enraged stark ###### form, Baldrick....

[Gouldian]

asked the crowd, "Anyone here got 35cents loose change to spare?"...

[mUAr_cHEe]

i need it to buy a Gouldian Finch...."

[Achilles Tang]

"what for?" everyone asked... he replied.... "I lack a certain bird." everybody gasped and pointed....

[35Cents]

to the direction behind Baldrick. Baldrick turned and behold!!! There stands Sir Edmund Blackadder, his hand holding a.....

[diabolus]

....coverted Ali G DVD! Sir Edmund shouted : I've got it...I've got it at last! now wat i need is his damned signature! Suddenly....