The Never Ending Story

[Golden Tooth]

The man got shock with the FX. He forgot to lick the rim of saltz.

[Achilles Tang]

"Eeeks... this tequila... I'll never buy this brand again... Mexicana De Skimmate... why is it so foamy?".... falling on his hands and knees...

[Golden Tooth]

as the voice in his tummy is getting louder, "mommy mommy where are you? where are you mommy?" ...

[hamannbmw]

i'm getting tropic marine salt for yr dad....

[ReeF_LoVeR]

but corallife got free T-shirt leh....mum..

[ReDDeviLs]

and red sea salt cost cheaper!!

[Achilles Tang]

"I must be hallucinating again... talking to my own stomach... and WHY IS THERE A VOICE IN MY STOMACH???!!" - he thought to himself... he began to cry...

[[P]owder Blue]

and to his dismay he heard handphone ringing tones coming out of his stomach...

[hamannbmw]

with vibrate mode.... he feels..

[alanseah]

he put his hand down his throat and all the way to his stomach to get the hp out....

[weileong]

but he pulls out a bristleworm instead.....

[jesperlam]

which is almost 1ft in length...

[Achilles Tang]

That explains the itchy throat I had all week... man... I must be the most unfortunate reefer around. I'm not only hallucinating but I am afflicted with reef pests as well... he got up and...

[flubberina13]

downed a whole mug of Beckett foaming skimmate...

[strat]

With a big wide smile he said " I'm lovin' it.."

[Achilles Tang]

No... a voice interrupted.. "Wrong Ad!!! It's supposed to be "WHAT TIME IS IT??!!!" Turning around, he turned to see an orange and blue...

[weileong]

*lost statement* try again!

TB deleted soon.

[hamannbmw]

he reach out , grap it n start singing : "ITS TIGER TIME, ITS TIGER TIME"

[terryansimon]

and ended up drinking seven pitchers whilst being accompanied by clown fishes dressed in tiger girl outfits.

[mUAr_cHEe]

out of the blue, CID suddenly raid his home for illegal immigrants!!

[[P]owder Blue]

and they found out that the clownfishes came from China...

[Achilles Tang]

... without proper reef-working permits....!!!

[mUAr_cHEe]

thus they get deported back to china... via india airlines!

[jesperlam]

the plane flew over the pacific ocean

[Achilles Tang]

but suddenly decided to turn back to Singapore because the fish managed to hijack the plane by threatening the crew with fish poo...