The Never Ending Story

[roidan]

but nonetheless, she felt unwelcomed in the tank and so decided to venture out in the ocean, unaware of what lies ahead......

[Achilles Tang]

He felt compelled to follow... and so he did.... but not before passing her a knife to free her leg hair from the teeth...

[roidan]

she sang to him....A whole new world, A dazzling place I never knew, But when I'm way up here, It's crystal clear. That now I'm in a whole new world with you......

[Achilles Tang]

"... she's going to turn into a mermaid!!"... he thought but to his shock... her leg hair grew longer... along with more legs... her eyes turned white... and he fainted. Before him... stood a hairy acro crab!!!!

[bubble_gum]

"... she's going to turn into a mermaid!!"... he thought but to his shock... her leg hair grew longer... along with more legs... her eyes turned white... and he fainted. Before him... stood a hairy acro crab!!!!

the crab asked "passport please?"you have reached the tank-ocean causeway....

[Achilles Tang]

He woke up... and wondered why he was inside his fish tank. Picking up his mobile phone... he heard "R*idan ah? Want to go cheong LFS today or not"

[roidan]

R*idan replied him " mai tu liao, early bird, late bird, dun be a complain bird"

and so he tried to make his way out of his fish tank and prepare to dry himself......

[weileong]

*o*dan said, SPS shipment today lei.... you still sleeping har? All the cherry gone liao. Later you reach the LFS you see pple use their *ss to hog the tub.

[roidan]

putting down the phone, he had a good bath....wondering if whether today will reap a good harvest or not........

[Achilles Tang]

While bathing, he felt itchy... and discovered white spots all over himself!

[weileong]

oh dear..is that std? geee...never knew a dream can be so infectious

[weileong]

okie okie I'll soak you in copper (II) sulphate, only in your dreams.

[Achilles Tang]

That clam.... it must be that clam!!

[roidan]

he wondered if he really had at w#t dream.......

[weileong]

That's the results of trying to peep at the mermaid

[flubberina13]

and he shouted..."Oh NO!!! I have been contaminated!!!"...

[Achilles Tang]

His TV broke his train of thoughts... "Announcement, all participants are requested to take their turns by allowing at least two persons to contribute... towards the N*F charity farce.... before contributing again"

[weileong]

I feel so itchy.... where's the Dr fish????

[flubberina13]

"Neon gobies...here I come!!!".... and he plonked himself into a big shoal of them...and he sighed contendedly...

[Oceandeep]

O..no Dr fish go to see Mermaid.. liao.. cos mermaid have a broken heart...

[Achilles Tang]

why am I in a dream again... I'm surrounded by fish again!! Am I that tired??

[Zero Oxygen]

But this time round, no more mermaid or shark... In front swimming towards him is a giant octopus!!!

[ryz]

OH NO! Now I only have to options; Swim away from it or fight it! I hesitate for a moment and...

[weileong]

You kanna kop by it liao...... off you go into the stomach

[RAV-65]

Den he heard someone trying to sing like a whale....